Video Little Kid Won't Allow Royals Girl to Get Free Baseball
In 10 years, that kid will wish he had been nicer to that girl.
Video Royals Fan Does Not Think Much of the Twins
Those Midwesterners are very crude people.
Picture Joe Mauer Back Hair Jersey
That doesn't appear to be officially licensed by MLB.
Picture Target Field Security Lady Has a Very Strong Grip
She is Jeff Van Gundy's little sister.
Picture Guy's Obituary Expresses Dislike for Joe Mauer
My obituary will list all of my fantasy sports titles.
Picture Maine and Rhode Island Hate Jim Thome
Those elitist New Englanders think "country strong" is cheating.
News Boring Jim Thome Hits 600 Home Runs Without the Attention of Any Steroid Scandals
"If I had to do it all over again – sure, I'd probably at least try to have my name linked to BALCO or that Galea guy," said Thome. "It's really the only way to get attention in modern baseball. But back when I was young, I didn't have the wisdom to know to surround my accomplishments with question marks."
Thome's push for 600 home runs received little fanfare — same as with his 500th home run in 2007 — but he soldiered on.
"I remember how much attention Bonds and McGwire and Sosa and Manny Ramirez got for their career milestones, while I'm pretty much ignored," said the 21-year veteran. "It's frustrating. I even had my wife draw some bacne on me in red pen last week in hopes it would catch the attention of reporters, but no one noticed."
Picture Twins Fan Forced to Resort to Dick
They're very open with prostitution in the Upper Midwest.
Picture The Joe Mauer Backhair Jersey
I don't think that's officially licensed by MLB.
