March 31, 2011

Picture 2 Cans of Corn Are Worth 1 Timberwolves Ticket

I can see one can of creamed corn. Maybe.

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Filed Under   NBA   Minnesota Timberwolves
March 8, 2011

News Kevin Love: "I never could've gotten all those rebounds without my teammates missing so many shots"

Minnesota Timberwolves power forward Kevin Love set a new NBA record for consecutive double-doubles with 51 on Monday night. But Love, who had 23 points and 17 rebounds in the loss to Dallas, was characteristically humble about the achievement.

"My streak could have been broken countless times if it wasn't for my teammates," said Love. "They repeatedly stepped up with just horrific shooting, enabling me to grab offensive rebound after offensive rebound. I really owe all of my success to them sucking."

Minnesota, who at 15-50 has the second-worst record in the NBA, is also third-worst in the NBA in field goal shooting percentage at .438.

"Usually, at 6-foot-10, I'm one of the tallest guys on the court," said Love. "So all I have to do is stand there with my arms up and wait for a brick to carom in my direction. I get 8 or 9 boards a night that way."

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Filed Under   NBA   Minnesota Timberwolves   Kevin Love
February 21, 2011

Picture Kevin Love Gets a Love Bite

Wait until he shows all of his friends at the lunch table.

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Filed Under   NBA   Minnesota Timberwolves   Kevin Love
February 11, 2011

Picture Why Must Ricky Rubio Shoot Poot?

It's all about the poot.

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Filed Under   NBA   Minnesota Timberwolves   Ricky Rubio
November 08, 2010

Video The Timberwolves Are Even Bad at High-Fives

If they practice hard, by midseason they'll be nailing fist bumps.

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Filed Under   NBA   Minnesota Timberwolves
October 26, 2009

News It's almost NBA season. Let's make fun of: Kurt Rambis.

Why? Because it's fun.


Here is Kurt Rambis, new head coach of the Minnesota Timberwolves. Oh, what, Ricky Rubio — is he not cosmopolitan enough for you?



In his early days in the league, Kurt Rambis made a name for himself by rebounding, setting picks and serial killing.

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