Picture 2 Cans of Corn Are Worth 1 Timberwolves Ticket
I can see one can of creamed corn. Maybe.
News Kevin Love: "I never could've gotten all those rebounds without my teammates missing so many shots"
"My streak could have been broken countless times if it wasn't for my teammates," said Love. "They repeatedly stepped up with just horrific shooting, enabling me to grab offensive rebound after offensive rebound. I really owe all of my success to them sucking."
Minnesota, who at 15-50 has the second-worst record in the NBA, is also third-worst in the NBA in field goal shooting percentage at .438.
"Usually, at 6-foot-10, I'm one of the tallest guys on the court," said Love. "So all I have to do is stand there with my arms up and wait for a brick to carom in my direction. I get 8 or 9 boards a night that way."
Picture Kevin Love Gets a Love Bite
Wait until he shows all of his friends at the lunch table.
Video The Timberwolves Are Even Bad at High-Fives
If they practice hard, by midseason they'll be nailing fist bumps.
News It's almost NBA season. Let's make fun of: Kurt Rambis.
Why? Because it's fun.
Here is Kurt Rambis, new head coach of the Minnesota Timberwolves. Oh, what, Ricky Rubio is he not cosmopolitan enough for you?

In his early days in the league, Kurt Rambis made a name for himself by rebounding, setting picks and serial killing.

