Timberwovles are Terrible at Singing N’Sync

I mean that completely as a compliment. Continue Reading →

Little Kid Named His Hamster "Ricky Rubio"

It wasn't long ago that only dead hamsters were hamed after T-Wolves players. Continue Reading →

The Minnesota Timberwolves Dance Video You’ve Been Waiting For

Ricky Rubio and Kevin Love have something special going. Continue Reading →

Luis Scola Hits Kevin Love in the Crotch

"Love stomach"? Nut sack, you just got a new name. Continue Reading →

NBA Winter Classic to Feature 5 Minutes of Basketball Until Everyone’s Hands Freeze and They All Go Inside to Play Video Games

The NBA announced plans today for its first Winter Classic, featuring an outdoor game between the Los Angeles Lakers and Minnesota Timberwolves on January 29th in frigid Minneapolis. "Basketball ... Continue Reading →

Martell Webster is Learning a Lot During Shark Week

From @MartellWebster AKA Minnesota Timberwolves forward Martell Webster … – – – – – Continue Reading →

2 Cans of Corn Are Worth 1 Timberwolves Ticket

I can see one can of creamed corn. Maybe. Continue Reading →

Kevin Love: "I never could’ve gotten all those rebounds without my teammates missing so many shots"

Minnesota Timberwolves power forward Kevin Love set a new NBA record for consecutive double-doubles with 51 on Monday night. But Love, who had 23 points and 17 rebounds in the loss ... Continue Reading →

Kevin Love Gets a Love Bite

Wait until he shows all of his friends at the lunch table. Continue Reading →

Why Must Ricky Rubio Shoot Poot?

It’s all about the poot. Continue Reading →

The Timberwolves Are Even Bad at High-Fives

If they practice hard, by midseason they'll be nailing fist bumps. Continue Reading →

It’s almost NBA season. Let’s make fun of: Kurt Rambis.

Why? Because it's fun. Here is Kurt Rambis, new head coach of the Minnesota Timberwolves. Oh, what, Ricky Rubio — is he not cosmopolitan enough for you? In his early days ... Continue Reading →