Kinko’s Now Promoting its Urine-Shipping Services

Kinko’s is the one endorsement deal that Ryan Braun may still get. Continue Reading →

Ryan Braun is All Like: "Wha, Brah?"

Ryan Braun’s newest endorsement will be Kinko’s. Continue Reading →

Prince Fielder’s Agent Scrambling to Get Him a Contract Before He Comes Out of Hibernation

Scott Boras, the agent for free agent first baseman Prince Fielder, has been feverishly working the phones in recent days in hopes of getting his client a contract before Fielder emerges ... Continue Reading →

Red Sox Sign New Shortstop Prince Fielder to 8-year, $250 Million Deal

The Boston Red Sox made the biggest signing of the offseason so far today by signing former Milwaukee Brewers first baseman Prince Fielder to an 8-year, $250 million contract. "Prince ... Continue Reading →

Wisconsin, Minnesota … Same Thing

Who cares what shape their state is? This is sports, not geography, you nerd. Continue Reading →

Cardinals Fan is Funny, Illiterate

Or possibly just racist. Continue Reading →

Sad Brewers Fan Face

He’ll look even sadder when Prince Fielder signs with the Cubs. Continue Reading →

Arizona Supports the Diamondbacks

Milwaukee is America. America is Milwaukee. Continue Reading →

Flowchart: Who Should You Root for in the MLB Playoffs?

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Ryan Braun Sucks at Hitting Inside-the-Park Home Runs

Hit them over the fence. You don't have to run. Duh. Continue Reading →

Prince Fielder Wanders into Campsite

Campground authorities assured the public there was nothing to worry about after reports that Milwaukee Brewers first baseman Prince Fielder had stumbled upon a campsite in Copper ... Continue Reading →

Francisco Rodriguez Doesn’t Like Being on TV

"I was unaware there were TV cameras outside of L.A. and New York." Continue Reading →
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HR Derby Contestant to Attempt to Hit a Baseball Over a Car

Milwaukee Brewers slugger Prince Fielder says he hopes to bring an excitement to the All-Star Home Run Derby that has never been seen before. "People don't talk about the ... Continue Reading →