VIDEO: Carlos Gomez Falls Down the Dugout Steps

Those steps clearly care about baseball’s unwritten rules. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Watch Professional Athlete Wily Peralta Trip and Fall for 20 Yards

He’s probably not very good at fielding bunts. Continue Reading →

Brewers Fans Apologize for Ryan Braun Ovation: “We realize now we’ve made some mistakes”

Milwaukee Brewers season ticket holder Bob Douglas, flanked by a dozen other fans representing the entire Brewers fan base, stepped to the microphone today outside Miller Park, cleared ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Your Grandma Danced at a Milwaukee Brewers Game

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PICTURE: Brewers Fan Is Going to Need a New Ryan Braun Vanity License Plate

BUX*SUK might be available. Continue Reading →

Disgraced Ryan Braun Urine Handler: “I’m actually very happy in my new urine-free job”

Dino Laurenzi, Jr., worked for years as a urine collector for Major League Baseball. But after he mishandled a Ryan Braun urine sample in 2012, Laurenzi lost his his job and had his ... Continue Reading →
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Ryan Braun Returns from 4-Day All-Star Break Packing Additional 53 Pounds of Muscle

Milwaukee Brewers outfielder Ryan Braun said he is excited for the second half of the Major League Baseball season because he feels he is in the “best shape of my life.” Braun ... Continue Reading →

America’s Scrappiest Sideline Reporter

She is the Willis Reed of media. Continue Reading →

Padres Fan is the Best Baseball Player in San Diego

Your browser does not support iframes. He could also play for the Chargers. Continue Reading →

Fat Brewers Pitcher Taunted by Ad

It’s not like he wouldn’t happily drink one on the mound. Continue Reading →

Rickie Weeks Taking it Just One Out at a Time

Even the players doze off sometimes during baseball games. Continue Reading →

Violent Bernie Brewer Tattoo

That’s cruel. The Cubs kill themselves just fine. Continue Reading →

Ryan Braun: "The stress of this scandal has caused me to lose 30 pounds of muscle"

Milwaukee Brewers outfielder Ryan Braun spoke out today about his victorious appeal of his 50-game suspension for violating baseball's drug policy, claiming that he is now innocent ... Continue Reading →

Kinko’s Now Promoting its Urine-Shipping Services

Kinko’s is the one endorsement deal that Ryan Braun may still get. Continue Reading →

Ryan Braun is All Like: "Wha, Brah?"

Ryan Braun’s newest endorsement will be Kinko’s. Continue Reading →

Prince Fielder’s Agent Scrambling to Get Him a Contract Before He Comes Out of Hibernation

Scott Boras, the agent for free agent first baseman Prince Fielder, has been feverishly working the phones in recent days in hopes of getting his client a contract before Fielder emerges ... Continue Reading →

Red Sox Sign New Shortstop Prince Fielder to 8-year, $250 Million Deal

The Boston Red Sox made the biggest signing of the offseason so far today by signing former Milwaukee Brewers first baseman Prince Fielder to an 8-year, $250 million contract. "Prince ... Continue Reading →

Wisconsin, Minnesota … Same Thing

Who cares what shape their state is? This is sports, not geography, you nerd. Continue Reading →