Video Padres Fan is the Best Baseball Player in San Diego
He could also play for the Chargers.
Picture Fat Brewers Pitcher Taunted by Ad
It's not like he wouldn't happily drink one on the mound.
Video Rickie Weeks Taking it Just One Out at a Time
Even the players doze off sometimes during baseball games.
Picture Violent Bernie Brewer Tattoo
That's cruel. The Cubs kill themselves just fine.
News Ryan Braun: "The stress of this scandal has caused me to lose 30 pounds of muscle"
"I am happy that the process has cleared my name," said Braun. "However, as you can imagine, the entire ordeal has been incredibly stressful. It has been hard for me to eat or work out due to all of the mental anguish. So I'd say I've lost a good 30 pounds of muscle."
Braun dismissed those who might suggest a drop in production this year or loss of weight would suggest he was using performance enhancers earlier in his career. When asked that question, he quickly consulted with his attorney in a whisper and then returned to the microphone: "To that I would say: 'Haters gonna hate.'"
Picture Kinko's Now Promoting its Urine-Shipping Services
Kinko's is the one endorsement deal that Ryan Braun may still get.
Picture Ryan Braun is All Like: "Wha, Brah?"
Ryan Braun's newest endorsement will be Kinko's.
News Prince Fielder's Agent Scrambling to Get Him a Contract Before He Comes Out of Hibernation
"In late October, when the season is over and it starts getting cold, Prince heads into his cave to hibernate," said Boras. "There he sleeps and lives off of all the stored up fat in his body. Before he crawled in there this year, I promised him he'd have a huge contract waiting for him when he emerged."
Boras says he is starting to get nervous because Fielder could come out of his winter slumber within a week or two and will have a huge appetite requiring money for food.
"Due to when baseball season ends and when spring training starts, his hibernation schedule is a little ahead of most other bears," said Boras. "He's usually out of his cave by mid-January. And he's very cranky when he emerges. I need to get a contract soon or I could easily be mauled."
News Red Sox Sign New Shortstop Prince Fielder to 8-year, $250 Million Deal
"Prince is 27 and just entering his prime, so we feel we have locked up a powerful bat at the shortstop position for many years into the future," said Boston general manager Ben Cherington. "There isn't another shortstop in the league who can match Prince's production."
Fielder has averaged 38 home runs and 107 RBI in his six full seasons in the majors and has a career .282 batting average and .930 OPS. Cherington also pointed to Fielder's defense as a bonus.
"No offense to Marco Scutaro, who has been a professional for us at shortstop the last two seasons, but he made 33 errors combined in 2010 and 2011," the new Red Sox GM said. "Prince only made 19. So any perceptions out there that this is a huge downgrade in team defense couldn't be more absurd."
Picture Wisconsin, Minnesota ... Same Thing
Who cares what shape their state is? This is sports, not geography, you nerd.



