SportsPickle - Filed Under "Mike Krzyzewski"

Mike Krzyzewski Can't Jump

Mon, 13 Aug 2012 14:02:54 -0400

So much for the stereotype about Polish people being great leapers.

Transcript of Mike Krzyzewski's Illegal Call with a Recruit

Mon, 01 Aug 2011 12:50:48 -0400

Duke may be guilty of an NCAA rules violation after head coach Mike Krzyzewski took a call from a recruit, Alex Poythress, while Poythress was traveling to play in tournaments. Here is a transcript of that call.

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How Duke and UNC Fans See Coach K's American Express Ad

Wed, 09 Feb 2011 14:55:17 -0500

Crazy Eyes Girl Trying to Steal Coach K's Soul

Sat, 22 Jan 2011 01:01:19 -0500

Jokes on you, girl: Mike Krzyzewski has no soul.

"Good win. Do it again and I'll stab you and no one will be able to see the blood."

Thu, 21 Jan 2010 07:42:48 -0500

Mike Krzyzewski summons all the demons in hell to help Duke beat Arkansas-Pine Bluff.

Sat, 20 Mar 2010 09:04:30 -0400

Mike Krzyzewski thanks former President George H. W. Bush for telling him about the existence of aliens at Area 51, which led to Duke's recruitment of

Mon, 29 Mar 2010 10:58:04 -0400

After winning his fourth national title, Mike Krzyzewski re-affirms his deal with Satan that requires him to live as a rat in exchange for basketball

Tue, 06 Apr 2010 01:03:06 -0400

President Obama is pictured in a photograph that will undoubtedly be used against him in 2012 as evidence that he pals around with unsavory characters

Thu, 27 May 2010 23:14:24 -0400

Iron Man to Take On Mike Krzyzewski in Upcoming Sequel

Wed, 07 Apr 2010 07:35:18 -0400

With the new Iron Man movie,Iron Man 2, set to hit theatres next month, rumors are already circulating about possible storylines for the third installment, set to be released in 2012. One rumor, which has been making the rounds on the internet for weeks, was confirmed today by Marvel Studios: the main villain inIron Man 3will be none other than ultra-evil Duke head coach Mike Krzyzewski.

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