Opinion Transcript of the "Mike Mularkey Show"
[Musical intro, mixed with play-by-play calls]
- Announcer
Welcome to the Mike Mularkey Show on the Jaguars Radio Network. Join head coach Mike Mularkey and Brian Sexton, voice of the Jaguars, for the latest news and information on your Jacksonville Jaguars — straight from the head coach. The Mike Mularkey Show is brought to you by … we still have no sponsors. Now let's get the show started. Here is Brian Sexton.
- Sexton
Good evening. Welcome to The Mike Mularkey Show. Coach Mularkey, how are you doing tonight?
- Mularkey
I'm good, Brian. So we're actually doing this, huh?
- Sexton
Yes we are, coach. All the other NFL franchises have coaches shows, so we thought we should do one, too. It makes us seem more like a real team.
- Mularkey
But no one is listening, is that correct?
- Sexton
Yes, sir. You are correct. We don't have any sponsors so we couldn't afford to do a real show. Also, there is no such thing as the Jaguars Radio Network. Maybe one day. But we're not there yet.
- Mularkey
We don't have even one radio station? That announcer guy in the open sounded real.
- Sexton
Not a traditional station, no. However, if you stand close enough to the stadium on a game day, you can hear the public address announcer. And that was me doing my low announcer's voice. See? LIKE THIS.
- Mularkey
Ah.
- Sexton
Plus, it's your first year here and it's not exactly like you're a big name – no offense – so probably no one would listen anyway. Well, let's get the show rolling and talk about the Week 1 game against the Vikings. Tough loss. Overtime loss. But what are some positives to take out of the game?
- Mularkey
Well, I thought we saw Blaine Gabbert make some progre- … wait. Why are we doing this? If no one is listening and we don't have a radio station, I feel like I'm wasting my time.
- Sexton
It's not a waste of time, coach. I have this tape recorder here. Every word you're saying is being captured. We never know, someone could want to hear it one day. We get all kinds of strange requests. Just last week someone called the office about season tickets. It was nuts.
