Picture Courtroom Artist Very Complimentary to Terrifying Ginger Mike McQueary
It's great when your wife is the courtroom artist.
News Authorities Narrow List of Suspects in Mike McQueary Threatening to Everyone in the World
"Currently, we think everyone in the world had a pretty good motive to threaten Mike McQueary with bodily harm," said Dale McConnell, State College police chief. "This is a guy who witnessed a child being raped by a grown man and did almost nothing about it. So, yeah, we currently have about 7 billion suspects. Now I guess it's just about going door-to-door and making phone calls to narrow down the list."
McConnell says he is also a suspect in the case.
"As you can imagine, as a human being, this whole scandal has filled me with immense sadness and rage," said the police chief. "There was a brief period yesterday where I blacked out in a fit of rage and may have called Mike and told him I want nothing more than to pistol whip him. Although I'm pretty sure it was Jerry Sandusky I called then. I guess I'll check the phone records."

