News Mike Brown Accidentally Sets Kobe Bryant on Fire on First Day on the Job
"It was a mistake and I'm obviously really sorry," said Brown. "Thankfully, my secretary was able to dump the water cooler on him and quickly put him out. These are the sort of initial problems you have when you start a new job."
The brief burning of franchise player brings more concern about a hiring many Lakers fans and NBA experts found to be questionable and rushed. But general manager Mitch Kupchak isn't ready to pull the plug just yet.
"I'm still gathering all of the details on exactly what happened," said Kupchak. "Supposedly Mike thought his computer was over-heating, so he panicked and decided to start a fire under his desk as a way to balance out the heat in the room or something? And that was when Kobe stopped by. I realize it doesn't look good, but I hope we can all laugh at this one day and say it was all up from here."
News Mike Brown's playbook
What is wrong with the Cleveland Cavaliers?
Duh. That's an easy one. Their head coach is a moron. Here is an actual page from his playbook. Check out that spin move in the lane!
(Note: There is one other page. But it's just a picture of Mike Brown shrugging his shoulders.)
Picture Cavaliers head coach Mike Brown desperately tries to stem the flow of urine down his leg.
