Good thing they didn't e-mail him. He'd be out a computer.
Maybe we should wait for Kate Upton to have a kid before we decide this.
He wouldn't kick brunette girls out of bed. Just through the goal posts.
He's at the 5, he's at the 10, the 15, the 20, the 25, still going the wrong way, the 30.
They have a great line of Ohio State Wolverines shirts, too.
Picture Jetpack Gameball
Someone look under Denard Robinson's jersey. He might have one of those on.
They have to get drunk to forget how far the program has fallen over their lives.
ESPN's College GameDay is in Ann Arbor, Mich., for Notre Dame vs. Michigan.
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Soon an NCAA investigator will be added behind the Buckeye.
In his defense, he doesn't curse out any athletes younger than 8. (via Deadspin)