Michael Vick’s Most Inaccurate Pass Yet

The pass landed in Delaware. Continue Reading →

Michael Vick is a Better Christian Than Tim Tebow

Vick isn’t a Christian. He just has to give the football over to his creditors. Continue Reading →

NBC’s “Today” Show Thinks All Black Quarterbacks Look the Same

Probably the most amazing part of Michael Vick's change is how he now throws with his right arm. Continue Reading →

Montana is Vince Young Territory

Uncle Rico must live in Montana now. Continue Reading →

Michael Vick Cares About Cheerleader Safety

We all suffer when pretty things are destroyed. Continue Reading →

NY Post Runs Its First Non-Dog-Related Headline for Michael Vick

They are showing amazing restraint. Continue Reading →

Michael Vick Enjoys Business Casual

When he wasn’t so mature, he did press conferences bare-ass. Continue Reading →

White Vick, Black Brady

That Michael Vick sure is scrappy! Continue Reading →

Thankfully the UConn Huskies were playing that night

From @MikeVick AKA Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Michael Vick … – – – – – Continue Reading →

2 QBs Jay Cutler Can Use As Examples To Improve His Image

Dog-killing and sexual assault allegations don’t matter if you’re TOUGH. Continue Reading →

Stay Classy, New York Post

Really? Jets "Steel" one? What a terrible pun. Continue Reading →

Dogs Express Interest in Owning Michael Vick

Several dogs expressed interest today in owning Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Michael Vick. "I would love to get Michael Vick in the future," a Virginia Beach, Virginia ... Continue Reading →

Tashard Choice Gets Michael Vick’s Autograph

He first got in Vick's good graces by losing to him. Continue Reading →

Andy Reid Names Mike Kafka Eagles’ Starting Quarterback

Philadelphia Eagles head coach Andy Reid announced today that third-string quarterback Mike Kafka, a fourth round pick out of Northwestern, would be the Eagles starter for the remainder ... Continue Reading →

Michael Vick a Changed Man, Says Desperate Eagles Fan

Michael Vick may have once, years ago, been a despicable and cruel human being, but those days are long gone, claim many Eagles fans who are hopeful Vick can rescue their season. "Look, ... Continue Reading →

Oh, I get it. Michael Vick killed dogs.

I guess newspapers have to get headlines anyway they can. Continue Reading →

Andy Reid announces Michael Vick will be named starter around halftime on Sunday

Eagles head coach Andy Reid reiterated Monday that Kevin Kolb will not lose his starting job to injury. "If Kevin Kolb is healthy, he will start for us on Sunday," said ... Continue Reading →

Michael Vick not able to attend annual Vick Family Crime Jamboree

Quarterback Michael Vick will not be able to leave Pennsylvania to attend his annual crime festival in Newport News, Virginia, due to travel restrictions placed on him as part of his ... Continue Reading →