June 27, 2011

Picture Nike Jumpman Mug Shot Endorsement

It must be the shoes … that the police tracked from the crime scene.

/ 0 comments / View Picture »
Filed Under   NBA   Michael Jordan
June 15, 2011

Picture Dunking Groom

It's a great picture until Nike sues him.

/ 0 comments / View Picture »
Filed Under   NBA   Michael Jordan
June 14, 2011

Picture Jordan/LeBron "Spot The Difference"

Can you spot the differences between these two pictures?

/ 0 comments / View Picture »
Filed Under   NBA   Lebron James   Michael Jordan   Miami Heat
May 23, 2013

Opinion 8 Michael Jordan Career Moments (As Currently Remembered by Fans and the Media)

#1 – 1993 NBA Finals

What Happened: In Game 6 of the 1993 NBA Finals, with the Bulls leading the series 3-2, Chicago gets the ball trailing 98-96 with 14.4 seconds left. Jordan brings the ball up the court, but is stopped by Kevin Johnson and forced to pass. The Bulls eventually swing the ball around to John Paxson, who hits a game-winning 3-pointer with 3.9 seconds left.

How It's Remembered: In Game 7 of the 1993 NBA Finals, as the final seconds tick away, Michael Jordan leaps off of John Paxson's back beyond the 3-point line, soars over the entire Suns team, and completes a 360-dunk as the final horn sounds to win the championship. He then high-fives Mars Blackmon at mid-court.

#2 – The Flu Game

What Happened: Fighting a stomach illness during Game 5 of the 1997 Finals in Utah, Jordan scores 38 points to lead the Bulls to a 3-2 series lead over the Jazz.

How It's Remembered: Despite a fever of 125 degrees, Jordan posts a quadruple-double against the Jazz, going for double figures in points, rebounds, assists, and number of times he actually died during the game.

/ 1 comment / Keep Reading »
Filed Under   NBA   Michael Jordan

Poll Who do you think is the greatest basketball player of all-time?

2783 votes / / 4 comments / View Poll »
April 12, 2011

News Michael Jordan Orders Charles Oakley to Cut the Brakes in Derrick Rose's Car

The order has been given. Chicago Bulls legend Michael Jordan has reportedly told longtime friend and enforcer Charles Oakley to put an end to up-and-coming Bulls star Derrick Rose.

"It's gone on long enough," said a source close to Jordan. "Michael is not going to sit by while some kid attempts to forge a new basketball legacy in Chicago. Michael is adamant that he always be the King of Chicago. So Derrick must die."

Despite Rose winning NBA Rookie of the Year two seasons ago and making the All-Star team last year, Jordan reportedly did not become threatened by the 22 year-old star until very recently.

"Mike didn't think Rose would ever be much of a player," said a Charlotte Bobcats staff member who wished to remain anonymous, "because he is a terrible, terrible, terrible judge of talent. Just terrible. Really, a few years ago he was worried that Kirk Hinrich would challenge all of his Bulls records. Derrick even being a serviceable NBA player caught Michael by complete surprise."

/ 0 comments / Keep Reading »
February 16, 2011

Picture Michael Jordan Statue Has the Wrong Number

At least it's not wearing a Wizards jersey.

/ 0 comments / View Picture »
Filed Under   NBA   Michael Jordan   Chicago Bulls
February 14, 2011

Picture For the Basketball-Loving Whore Who Has Everything

It's the official shoe of NBA groupies.

/ 0 comments / View Picture »
Filed Under   NBA   Michael Jordan
October 5, 2010

Opinion 5 Awesome Games Hidden Inside Michael Jordan's NBA 2K11

The new NBA 2K11 featuring Michael Jordan has been released. Now gamers are discovering all of the hidden games inside.

Control Jordan as he punches teammates like Steve Kerr and Will Perdue. Earn a championship belt by keeping the news out of the media, thereby concealing from the public the fact that, despite your marketable image, you're kind of a dick.

Wreak havoc on Liberty City, Vice City, San Andreas and Las Venturas with your posse of Charles Barkley and Charles Oakley, doing drugs, nailing strippers and gambling. Just don't get caught by the NBA commissioner or the basketball portion of NBA 2K11 will be locked for a year.

/ 3 comments / Keep Reading »
Filed Under   NBA   video games   Michael Jordan
October 05, 2010

Picture The new Air Jordan Michael Jackson Edition

A great shoe for kids!

/ 0 comments / View Picture »
Filed Under   NBA   Michael Jordan