Picture Wyoming Loves Charlotte's Mike Dunlap Hire
Wyoming is known for its basketball acumen.
Picture Jordan-Rodman Back Tattoo
Let's assume the entire front of his torso is a tattoo of Toni Kukoc.
Opinion Transcripts: Michael Jordan's Interviews for the New Bobcats' Head Coach
- Malone
Thanks for having me in for an interview, Mr. Jordan. It's an honor.
- Jordan
You're welcome. But, look, I'll be honest here: I've never heard of you and I don't even know your name. I just had my secretary pick an NBA assistant's name out of a hat for an interview and she pulled your name.
- Malone
Okay. Well, I hope to make the best of this opportunity. And my name is Mike, by the way, same as you!
- Jordan
Bullshit. No one is like me. I'm the best there ever was. I will call you Phil, Doug, Larry, Paul or Dean – those are the first names of the only coaches I've ever heard of.
- Malone
Okay.
- Jordan
That's right, okay, Larry. Say your name is Larry.
- Malone
My name is Larry.
- Jordan
I thought so. Now listen up, Phil, do you know how to break down tape?
- Malone
Definitely. It's my speciality.
- Jordan
Good. Then I want you to take a look at this.
Picture Michael Jordan Continues to Take Bobcats' Losses Hard
He knows more about hockey than running a basketball team.
Video Michael Jordan Disappoints Everyone
This is how Wizards and Bobcats fans react to the famous Michael Jordan.
Picture Michael Jordan Half Jersey the Size of 4 Jordan Jerseys
He should be more of a Charles Barkley fan.
Picture The Downfall of Cam Newton Has Begun
Sex scandal or gambling? I'm betting on gambling.
Picture Massachusetts Turns Its Back on Larry Bird
Unfortunately, in modern HD games you can see his face too well.
Video 48 Year-Old Michael Jordan Can Dunk
He could definitely start for the Charlotte Bobcats.
