Picture Jordan-Rodman Back Tattoo
Let's assume the entire front of his torso is a tattoo of Toni Kukoc.
Thanks for having me in for an interview, Mr. Jordan. It's an honor.
You're welcome. But, look, I'll be honest here: I've never heard of you and I don't even know your name. I just had my secretary pick an NBA assistant's name out of a hat for an interview and she pulled your name.
Okay. Well, I hope to make the best of this opportunity. And my name is Mike, by the way, same as you!
Bullshit. No one is like me. I'm the best there ever was. I will call you Phil, Doug, Larry, Paul or Dean those are the first names of the only coaches I've ever heard of.
That's right, okay, Larry. Say your name is Larry.
My name is Larry.
I thought so. Now listen up, Phil, do you know how to break down tape?
Definitely. It's my speciality.
Good. Then I want you to take a look at this.
He knows more about hockey than running a basketball team.
This is how Wizards and Bobcats fans react to the famous Michael Jordan.
He should be more of a Charles Barkley fan.
Sex scandal or gambling? I'm betting on gambling.
Unfortunately, in modern HD games you can see his face too well.
He could definitely start for the Charlotte Bobcats.
I wonder what he has tatooes on his feet.