Marlins Now Trying to Scare Away Their Remaining Fans

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Giancarlo Stanton Nearly Beheads Logan Morrison

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Marlins Stadium Outfield Contraption Goes Off for the First Time

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Guillen: "Enough about Castro. Let’s talk about my drinking problem."

He drank all of those for pre-press conference courage. Continue Reading →

Contrite Ozzie Guillen Clarifies Fidel Castro Remarks: "He never accomplished half of what Stalin did"

Miami Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen sought to clarify his remarks about Fidel Castro today by focusing on the many flaws of the Cuban dictator. Guillen recently told Time magazine, ... Continue Reading →

Miami Marlins Song

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If the Marlins Stadium Designer Did Other Sports Venues

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Marlins Hoping to Regularly Sell-Out New 74-Seat Stadium

The Miami Marlins are in the midst of an offseason spending spree never before seen in the history of the franchise. In order for the finances to work out, the team hopes to fill the ... Continue Reading →

You Could Probably Beat Ozzie Guillen at "Words With Friends"

From @OzzieGuillen AKA Miami Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen … Continue Reading →