Marlins Reportedly Looking to Swing a Sign-and-Trade with Absolutely Any Free Agents

With the trade of veterans Jose Reyes, Josh Johnson, Mark Buehrle, Emilio Bonifacio and John Buck to the Blue Jays behind it, the Marlins' front office is reportedly looking forward ... Continue Reading →

New Mexico Hates Canada

Not surprising. They had a choice to go by New Canada or New Mexico and chose the latter. Continue Reading →

Ozzie Guillen Spray Paints “Castro #1″ on Marlins Stadium on Way Out of Town

Former Miami Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen left a going-away message on his former team's stadium yesterday upon being fired after just one year on the job. Team staff members ... Continue Reading →

Marlins Still Confident the Miguel Cabrera-Cameron Maybin, Burke Badenhop Trade Will Pan Out

While Detroit Tigers third baseman Miguel Cabrera is the first player to win the Triple Crown since 1967, the team who dealt him to the Tigers after the 2007 season is still confident ... Continue Reading →

Ozzie Guillen Outrages Amish Community by Praising Lightbulbs

Less than two months after being suspended for making comments that glorified Cuban dictator Fidel Castro, Miami Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen has once again kicked a hornet's ... Continue Reading →

Marlins Now Trying to Scare Away Their Remaining Fans

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Giancarlo Stanton Nearly Beheads Logan Morrison

That brah nearly got it right in the rope necklace. Continue Reading →

Marlins Stadium Outfield Contraption Goes Off for the First Time

Well, that was definitely some thing. Continue Reading →

Guillen: "Enough about Castro. Let’s talk about my drinking problem."

He drank all of those for pre-press conference courage. Continue Reading →

Contrite Ozzie Guillen Clarifies Fidel Castro Remarks: "He never accomplished half of what Stalin did"

Miami Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen sought to clarify his remarks about Fidel Castro today by focusing on the many flaws of the Cuban dictator. Guillen recently told Time magazine, ... Continue Reading →

Miami Marlins Song

Dexter may kill those responsible for this. Continue Reading →

If the Marlins Stadium Designer Did Other Sports Venues

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Marlins Hoping to Regularly Sell-Out New 74-Seat Stadium

The Miami Marlins are in the midst of an offseason spending spree never before seen in the history of the franchise. In order for the finances to work out, the team hopes to fill the ... Continue Reading →