Opinion The Many Uses of "The U"
Other advice: sometimes it's okay to stab a guy in the neck with scissors.
Opinion Accurately Named College Teams
Men and women of the military, thank you for your service to all of us. Sincerely.
Even to those of us who are morons. Also sincerely. Or not. Yeah, probably not.
Lt. Winslow, U.S. Douche Corps.