That fan is clutch.
Mike Miller likely does this every night in the mirror.
Like she'd ever date an old bald guy like LeBron James.
Odd, considering their state looks like a penis.
Blame it on LeBron.
Mrs. NBA Ref must be a very lucky woman.
How dare Allen leave this third team he's played for, with which he spent 29% of his career!
He's the meanest old man in his neighborhood.
They're both happy to see some sort of hairline return.