November 30, 2010

News Pat Riley Adopts a Baby for Erik Spoelstra to Go Spend Time With

Miami Heat president Pat Riley surprised Heat head coach Erik Spoelstra today by presenting him with a baby he adopted for Spoelstra to raise as a single father.

"It is Erik's call on whether or not he's going to stay with the team or go spend time with the new family I created for him," said Riley. "I'm not going to force him either way. But there's a little baby that is counting on him right now for undivided attention."

The Heat have gotten off to a disappointing 10-8 start, sparking rumors that Riley will push Spoelstra aside as he is thought to have done with former Heat coach Stan Van Gundy under similar circumstances in 2005.

But Riley insists that is not the case.

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Filed Under   NBA   Miami Heat   Erik Spoelstra   Pat Riley
November 24, 2010

News Motivated Heat Still Eyeing Historic 9-73 Record

Lebron James, Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh promised to make history in Miami and, despite a disappointing start that has seen them win eight games already, the trio believes an NBA record-tying 9-73 regular season mark is still within reach.

"I'm as upset as anyone with our start," said James. "I need to do my part. Wade and Bosh have stepped up with some truly terrible games so far, but I need to pull my weight, too. I can't rely on them for all the failure."

Sitting at 8-6 after losses to the Grizzlies and Pacers, the Heat will have to finish 1-67 to match the Sixers' record of 9-73 in the 1972-73 season.

"It's going to be tough," said Wade. "As much as we want it, we still have games left against teams like the Sixers and Clippers. It's almost impossible not to win a few of those."

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November 19, 2010 Column Tweet of the Week
Lebron's iPhone Auto-Correct is Set for Greg Oden Jokes

From @KingJames AKA Miami Heat forward Lebron James …

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November 16, 2010

Opinion The Miami Heat Issue More Helpful Reminders

The Miami Heat issued their fans the following tip sheet last week:


Now they're coming out with more helpful tips for everyone else in the arena:

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Filed Under   NBA   Miami Heat
November 12, 2010

News Miami Heat's Failure to Win an NBA Title Extends to 9 Games

Despite saying their sole purpose of playing together was to win NBA titles — and multiple NBA titles, not just one — the Lebron James, Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh Miami Heat have now extended their title-less streak to 9 games with a 112-107 loss to the Celtics on Thursday night.

"It's a disappointing loss," said James. "Sure, it would have been nice to have won an NBA title or two by now, but maybe that's not realistic."

The Heat are 5-4 with none of their victories coming in the playoffs or NBA Finals, meaning they remain 73 regular season games and a full postseason away from being able to come together as a team and prove themselves.

"Not only that, but we all have six-year deals," said Wade. "We probably can't be truly evaluated until after those six years are over. I mean, what if we had won an NBA title in our regular season opener this year but then never won one again? That would be a failure, right? But what if we start this season 5-4, like we have, and still win 3 or 4 titles in the next 6 years — that would be pretty good, right? I'm honestly asking. I'm so overcome with personal failure right now I can't think straight."

James said he didn't want to focus on Miami's many failings.

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Filed Under   NBA   Miami Heat
November 12, 2010

Picture Paul Pierce Has Snazzy Spectacles

He probably got those from a South Beach retirement home. (via @bubbaprog)

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Filed Under   NBA   Boston Celtics   Miami Heat
November 8, 2010

Opinion If NBA Players Used Foursquare

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November 01, 2010

Video Chris Bosh Does Funny Or Die

This move won't do well if he doesn't get two better co-stars.

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Filed Under   NBA   Chris Bosh   Miami Heat
November 01, 2010

Video Ohio Political Candidate Copies Lebron Nike Ad

Wait. Why does he have a tattoo? Has he done time? He's not a viable candidate.

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