The Miami Heat issued their fans the following tip sheet last week:
Now they're coming out with more helpful tips for everyone else in the arena:
"It's a disappointing loss," said James. "Sure, it would have been nice to have won an NBA title or two by now, but maybe that's not realistic."
The Heat are 5-4 with none of their victories coming in the playoffs or NBA Finals, meaning they remain 73 regular season games and a full postseason away from being able to come together as a team and prove themselves.
"Not only that, but we all have six-year deals," said Wade. "We probably can't be truly evaluated until after those six years are over. I mean, what if we had won an NBA title in our regular season opener this year but then never won one again? That would be a failure, right? But what if we start this season 5-4, like we have, and still win 3 or 4 titles in the next 6 years that would be pretty good, right? I'm honestly asking. I'm so overcome with personal failure right now I can't think straight."
James said he didn't want to focus on Miami's many failings.
He probably got those from a South Beach retirement home. (via @bubbaprog)
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This move won't do well if he doesn't get two better co-stars.
Wait. Why does he have a tattoo? Has he done time? He's not a viable candidate.
Looks more like he dressed as an incredibly bad decision to me.
"We're really happy with the ad," said K-Swiss brand manager Roger Daniels. "Of course, we would have liked to get Don Johnson like in Lebron's Nike ad. But at K-Swiss we don't really have Don Johnson money."
Despite the low budget and secondary figures in Bosh and the character known as Tubbs, the K-Swiss spot is piling up views on the Internet.
It's like a regular Lebron dunk. But farther south!