I bet she learned that at the salon that bleached her hair.
Maybe he was out seeing the many sights of Cleveland.
Dwyane Wade just became the most popular basketball player in Cleveland history.
That guy is so bad he could play for the Heat.
America came through in the clutch in this poll.
Video Heat Late-Game Fail Reel
The sequel could become the longest movie ever.
Picture The Official Miami Heat Facepalm
This will be the cover of their next team calendar.
"I was wrong," admitted one NBA scribe. "This is no super team. They're barely even a decent team. I doubt they'd even beat Lebron's Cavaliers. Lebron deserves a lot of credit for coming to a worse team for less money. Not a lot of NBA players would do that. He's a true trailblazer."
While many predicted the Heat would challenge the NBA record for single-season wins, the team has lost four in a row, continues to fall to the middle of the pack in the Eastern Conference and has yet to beat an opponent with a winning percentage above .700. Perhaps worst of all, several Heat players have taken to crying in the locker room after tough losses.
"This is as bad as when Jordan played on the Wizards," said an NBA television analyst. "Only Lebron is choosing to do it in the prime of his career, not after winning a bunch of rings. It's remarkable."