From @DwyaneWade AKA Miami Heat guard Dwyane Wade
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Pull up for three gallons of your favorite ice cream.
Shave your head bald. You'll find it's much "cooler" than bleaching.
The sports card industry has been dying for years, but this is the official cause of death.
That's what he intended to do do J.J. Barea.
Suck it, Picasso. This is real art.
"This was a very private event for Lebron and not meant for public consumption," said Maverick Carter, his closest advisor. "We feel that anyone who has seen tapes of the Finals or watched them live are in violation of our wishes and must cease and desist remembering what they saw immediately or face civil action."
Carter is working with Nike, Coca-Cola and McDonald's James' three biggest endorsement partners in a desperate attempt to get rid of all record of the Heat star's play in the Finals, similar to the effort made when there was video of Jordan Crawford dunking on James at a 2009 summer camp. Carter hopes to meet with ABC and NBA officials this week to discuss handing over the tapes.
"They claim they have rights to broadcast the games and license out the footage," said Carter, "but I can assure you that we never would have agreed to anything like that had we known how poorly Lebron was going to play."
He would make a very handsome woman.
Video Lebron Then and Now
Usually people get wiser as they age.
The Mavericks should lose if they want attention.