LeBron Nearly Decapitated at Championship Parade

Michael Jordan never got decapitated. Continue Reading →

Drake Denied Access to Heat Locker Room

Started from the bottom, now he can't get into the Heat locker room. Continue Reading →

Chris Bosh Even Fails at Celebrating Championships

At least he didn't choke to death on it. That would have been humiliating. Continue Reading →

LeBron James Still 62 Rings Short of Having All the NBA Titles in History

LeBron James won his second NBA title with a Game 7 victory over the San Antonio Spurs on Thursday night. Yet the back-to-back championships did little to silence James' most ... Continue Reading →

Spurs-Heat Game 7 Drinking Game

If you are a Spurs fan and the Spurs lose … … drink all of the alcohol in your house until the pain goes away. If you are a Spurs fan and the Spurs win … … drink ... Continue Reading →

1980s Anti-Drugs Musical is Very Relevant to LeBron’s Headband

The people who made this clearly had heavy drug experience. Continue Reading →

America Doesn’t Seem to Care for the Miami Heat

Our nation’s wang has turned blue. He may have to be amputated. Continue Reading →

Casual Basketball Fan Just Happy Miami’s Gonna Burn Either Way

by Ross Snow Regardless of the outcome of Thursday night's Game 7 NBA Finals matchup between the Miami Heat and San Antonio Spurs, casual basketball fan Greg Bipp is just happy ... Continue Reading →

Is the Sandwich LeBron James is Currently Eating a Legacy Sandwich?

Bacon, lettuce, tomato. On whole wheat toast. This is the sandwich LeBron James is eating for lunch the day after Game 6 of the NBA Finals — and just more than 24 hours before ... Continue Reading →

Comprehensive List of When It’s Okay to Leave a Playoff Game Early

Comprehensive list of when it's okay to leave a playoff game early: – Your wife is going into labor. – You or someone you came with needs medical attention at a hospital. – ... Continue Reading →

Heat Encourage Fans to Leave Their Cars Idling in the Parking Lot to Ease Quicker In-Game Departure

The Miami Heat today issued a statement on the team's official website encouraging their fans to leave their cars idling in the parking lot during Game 7 in order to allow for ... Continue Reading →

Chris Bosh: “I know I have to win another ring to truly be compared to Michael Jordan”

Miami Heat forward Chris Bosh admitted today that he feels the pressure to win another championship ring in order to secure his legacy among the game's all-time greats. "I'm ... Continue Reading →

2013 NBA Finals LeBron Face

LeBron is not very handsome when he’s kissing. Continue Reading →

Miami Heat “Fans” Unsurprisingly Talk Out of Their Nether Regions

Let's all pray for LeBron James' vulva. Continue Reading →

Vine: LeBron’s Block on Tiago Splitter for Infinity

This is what Tiago Splitter's dreams look like. Continue Reading →

Rejected NBA Finals Promotional Slogans

– – – – – It's Tracy McGrady's time. – – – – – In case you wanted a rematch of that Spurs-Cavs 2007 Finals. – ... Continue Reading →

David Stern Vows Heat-Pacers Game 7 “Will have a shocking surprise ending fans will love”

NBA commissioner David Stern encouraged fans to tune into the Heat-Pacers series finale Monday night, promising "an ending that will have fans buzzing for days." "I ... Continue Reading →
NBA: Playoffs-Miami Heat at Indiana Pacers

Flopera: An Opera of Shane Battier Flops

He must have studied flopera at Duke. Continue Reading →