In Christ's defense, English was not His first language.
Picture Reggie Bush Has Nazi Jokes
Those should go over big in South Florida.
Chairman of Department of Terrible Decisions? That's pretty prestigious.
Perhaps he was stabbed in his hands.
Half Tebow, half Dolphins misery, all awesome.
It's nice to see two athletes remembers that sports are supposed to be fun. And tickley.
This is what happens when you invite your rowdy friends over.
News 1972 Dolphins Celebrate Week 1 Losses by Saints, Falcons, Browns, Steelers, Rams, Chiefs, Titans, Bucs, Colts, Panthers, Vikings, Seahawks, Giants and Cowboys
"Week 1 is our favorite week of the season," said running back Mercury Morris. "Every game on the schedule features an outcome we know helps ensure our legacy. What a bunch of losers those teams are!"
Yet while the '72 Dolphins enjoyed seeing the Saints, Falcons, Browns, Steelers, Rams, Chiefs, Titans, Buccaneers, Colts, Panthers, Vikings, Seahawks, Giants and Cowboys go down to defeat, they also grew concerned about some of the winners.
"It was great to see teams like the Saints, Steelers, Falcons and Cowboys lose, because they have talent to make a run at 19-0," said quarterback Bob Greise. "But we also now have a situation where 14 teams are gunning for us. I'm a little worried about the Bengals, to tell you the truth."
"Bob is incredibly drunk," said Morris. "He's had eight bottles of champagne himself just during the 1 o'clock games. The Bengals suck, 1-0 or not. But, yeah, fk them anyway. They're not on our block."