Mercury Morris Hoping Your Marriage Falls Apart

Former Miami Dolphins running back Mercury Morris stated today in a nationally-televised interview today that he hopes your "whore wife" leaves you so that your precious marriage ... Continue Reading →

AVOID: Chad Henne, QB, Dolphins

AVOID: Chad Henne, QB, Dolphins — Since replacing the injured Chad Pennington as Dolphins starter, the second-year quarterback from Michigan is 2-0 and put up big numbers on Monday ... Continue Reading →

Plagued by scoliosis, members of the Miami Dolphins cheerleading squad remind us once again that those with severe spinal abnormalities can still be b

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"Ohhhhh. No way! They gave you a tight end’s number because of your huge ass and man arms."

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