Royal Air Force Vows to Shoot Raiders and Dolphins Out of the Sky if They Enter British Airspace

The Chief Commander of the Royal Air Force vowed today that the team planes of the Oakland Raiders and Miami Dolphins will be shot out of the sky if they attempt to enter British airspace ... Continue Reading →

Dolphins Re-Sign Richie Incognito to Help Them Haze Rookies

The Dolphins have re-signed controversial guard Richie Incognito so the veteran bully can help them keep the team’s draft picks and rookie free agents in line during training ... Continue Reading →

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Happy Valentine’s Day from Richie Incognito and Mike Pouncey!

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Wes Welker Says A.J. Feeley is the Best QB He’s Played With, Likely Out with Concussion

Denver Broncos receiver Wes Welker was asked today who the best quarterback he has ever played with and he quickly and clearly answered: “A.J. Feeley.” The receiver then ... Continue Reading →

Chubby, Bespectacled Dolphins’ Lineman “Piggy” Killed with Rock to the Head

Miami Dolphins’ lineman “Piggy” was killed today when a giant rocked was pushed on top of his head while he was trying to address his teammates and urge calm following ... Continue Reading →
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A Day in the Life: How Richie Incognito is Spending His Free Time

8:45 a.m. – Wakes up. 8:46 a.m. – Takes bowel movement. 8:51 a.m. – Takes picture of feces in toilet bowl and texts it to all rookies on the team with: “this ... Continue Reading →

Ryan Tannehill Awarded “Honorary Black Guy” Title in Special Dolphins Ceremony

Miami Dolphins quarterback Ryan Tannehill was given the title of “Honorary Black Guy” after practice today by his black Dolphins teammates. Tannehill, a white guy, now has ... Continue Reading →

NFL Anti-Bullying Campaign Posters

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Richie Incognito’s Text Message Drafts

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Dolphins Forced to Reinstate Richie Incognito After He Threatens Them with Titty Twisters

The Miami Dolphins suspended offensive lineman Richie Incognito late Sunday night for his repeated bullying behavior towards Dolphins teammates, primarily fellow lineman Jonathan Martin. ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: The Dolphins’ Mascot Thought the Dolphins Kicked a Game-Tying Field Goal

It seems echolocation isn’t good for tracking a football. Continue Reading →

The Coolest Features of 8 NFL Stadiums

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Miami Dolphins Fan Honors Undefeated 1972 Team with Gut Tattoo

I had no idea John Daly was a Dolphins fan. Continue Reading →

Regular Refs are Very Cursey

This never would have happened with replacement refs. They didn't even know how to speak. Continue Reading →

The Tickets Sales Approaches of 6 Awful NFL Teams

#1 – The Support Group Approach Be there. Together. Because if you're alone and watch this team, well … let's not even think about it. Their ticket number probably ... Continue Reading →

Ryan Tannehill is a Moron

Wide receivers often don't have a lot of general football knowledge. Continue Reading →

Ryan Tannehill is Even Better than the Dolphins Could Have Wished

Wait, an interception? That makes his 245% completion percentage look less impressive. Continue Reading →