March 27, 2013

Picture Mike D'Antoni Does Not Believe We Will Have Peace in Our Time

Is it the Israel-Palestine thing?

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February 26, 2013

Video Metta World Peace Mocked On-Stage at Laugh Factory

More like the MEAN Factory, am I right?

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January 10, 2013

Video Steve Nash Passes His Armpit Towel to Metta World Peace

With bacteria on the assist!

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August 21, 2012

Video Metta World Peach on Yo Gabba Gabba

They added Steve Nash and Dwight Howard AND they have a Gabbalympics medal winner? Unstoppable.

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June 08, 2012

Video Metta World Peace Does the Weather

There's an insane front moving in over Los Angeles.

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May 30, 2012

Video Metta World Peace Mental Health Video is Weird Even for Him

Well, he is known for his skateboarding.

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May 17, 2012

Picture Metta World Peace Finally Gets the Perfect Name

He was always meant to be known as Lakers idiot.

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April 27, 2012

Picture Clarification: Metta World Peace's Foul was Not Fragrant

While not fragrant, he does appear to be having some issues with his undercarriage.

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April 24, 2012

Picture NBA.com Gives Us the World Peace Headline We All Wanted to See

A player named Total Anarchy has been reinstated.

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April 23, 2012

News Disillusioned Metta World Peace Changes His Name to Military Industrial Complex

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Saying that he has a "new, more realistic outlook on the world," Lakers forward Metta World Peace officially filed paperwork today to change his name to Military Industrial Complex.

"I am older and wiser today that I was at 31 when I changed my name to Metta World Peace. I am 32 now," said Complex, who was originally known as Ron Artest. "I no longer have that naive, idealistic viewpoint of the world. True world peace is not realistic. That sounds cold, but it's the truth. There's some ugly shit in the world. All we can do is look out for ourselves. For our own safety and wealth. That's all that matters."

Complex says he now feels foolish to have called himself World Peace.

"It was a sign of weakness," he said. "I can't be weak in a world full of death and war and flagrant fouls."

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