NASCAR doesn't care about black people.
Flyers fans probably think something else. Something totally classy and not homophobic.
This is the stuff Entendre Emmys are made of.
I guess they got walked a lot and/or had sacrifice flies.
There is no love like ELITE love.
Nerds are dumb.
News Kate Upton Refuses Repeated Requests to be Photographed for Swimsuit Feature on Steve's Sports Blog.net
"I'm just trying to give a young model some exposure, and she can't even respond to my tweets asking for a photo shoot," said Steve Mason, age 48, the editor, writer and owner of StevesSportsBlog.net. "I can't respect that. But I still think she is really hot and will totally do something with her if she would want to. Make sure you print that."
Mason, whose blog of four years "routinely gets more than 50 visitors a month" and focuses on "whatever I feel like writing when I have time to write things and have strong takes," says he has been sending photo shoot requests to @KateUpton for months. Not once did he receive a response.
"I know she has a lot of followers, but I sent a request every day. I know she had to have seen some of them," said Mason. "I'll tell you one thing: her career isn't going to get very far treating people this way."
The blogger says he was even blocked by Upton on Twitter after sending the model a tweet that read: "Want you to strip for my blog. Totally classy. Minimal touching. Get back to me. Love your boobs."
Turia Mau gets photographed soaking wet just seconds after falling into a lagoon. WHOOPS!
1. Jon Gruden
Pro: When any big job opens up, Gruden's name is mentioned. He would definitely bring enthusiasm to the position.
Con: The job might be too much for him. Gruden would no doubt stay up all night watching film of people sinning, trying to come up with game plans to help them overcome it. With more than 7 billion sinners in the world, the quantity of sin tape would be overwhelming. The papacy might burn him out fast.
2. Tim Tebow
Pro: Tebow is one of the world's best known Christians and could soon be forced to look for a new line of work.
Con: Tebow is not Catholic. He is an evangelical Christian. Big difference. However, Tebow might be willing to convert if he is promised to be No. 1 on the Catholic depth chart at the faith's most important position.
3. Todd Graham
Pro: The Arizona State head football coach is always looking for a new and better job and will no doubt at least have his agent acquire about the position. Pope is no doubt a "dream job."
Con: Todd Graham has a black, rotten soul. God probably doesn't want Todd Graham to be his top human pal.
4. Lionel Messi
Pro: The world's best soccer player is a devout Catholic. The Church has seen a dramatic decline in Europe in recent years. Making a football star the pope could get many football-mad Europeans interested in Catholicism again.
Con: Messi would no doubt have to miss many matches in order to do pope stuff. Being robbed of the sport's greatest player in his prime could turn many against the Church. Also, with Messi out of the way, Cristiano Ronaldo becomes the world's best player and no one wants that.