News Ken Burns Releases 10-Part Lingerie Football Documentary
Known for his PBS documentaries "The Civil War", "Baseball" and "Jazz", "Lingerie Football" will focus on the early 2000s and lingerie football's impact on American culture. Tonight's debut installment, "From Fantasy To Reality", will present the birth of lingerie football, a sport that was conceived while its creator was masturbating.
Opinion Tony Dungy Disapproves of What You Just Did
Oh, come on. Don't pretend you don't know what you just did. It was an abomination. And if you truly don't know what you just did or think what you did was okay, well — then your moral code is more wicked than Tony Dungy imagined.
So that makes you either a sinner or truly evil. Either way, you're going to have to start living the right way or risk the continued scorn of Tony Dungy.
Link Peter King Explained. Sort Of.
It's another caffeine-fueled trip to Moron Town!
Link The Entire Kenny Powers Baseball Card Collection
Baseball cards are $#&%ing out, but these cards are @#&$ing in.
Picture Oh, I get it. Michael Vick killed dogs.
I guess newspapers have to get headlines anyway they can.
Picture Mattel is releasing Sideline Reporter Barbie
Actually, it's called Journalism Barbie. But she'll definitely be a sideline reporter or on FOX News.
News Houston Texans Achieve Highest Power Rankings Spot in Franchise History
Many said it could never be done. But the Houston Texans used that doubt to fuel them and this week, for the first time in franchise history, earned a Top-5 spot in an NFL power rankings — earning the No. 3 spot on the SI.com rankings with a 2-0 record.
"You set goals at the beginning of the season, but I don't know if even we believed this would really happen," said triumphant head coach Gary Kubiak. "I'm just happy for the whole organization. It's a special day."
