February 22, 2013

Opinion The 10 Worst Sports Movies of All-Time

#10 — "Little Big League" (1994)

Sure, skimpy payrolls and watching Nick Punto bat have been hard on Minnesota Twins fans, but this stinker came up with an alternate reality that was far, far grimmer.

A preteen inherits the franchise and proceeds to install himself as the team's manager and suddenly the moribund team gets hot. (Note to the Royals: it's worth a shot.) And can you believe the players even help their skipper with his math homework?!

If this is the kind of family comedy you have to watch with your kids, dying alone might not be such a bad alternative.

#9 — "Summer Catch" (2001)

Freddie Prinze, Jr. and Matthew Lillard playing in the Cape Cod League? What could go wrong? Other than the acting. And the baseball scenes. Oh, and the dialogue. And the soundtrack featuring Semisonic and Fastball.

Still, this one could have been a hit if the producers had marketed it properly. Who could turn resist the allure of "Brian Dennehy and Wilmer Valderrama … together at last!" on a marquee?

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February 23, 2011

Video Snowboarder Simulates "Waxing His Board" To Reporter

This could hurt the classy image of snowboarders.

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February 23, 2011

Video Joey, The Miniature Hockey Reporter Talks About The Ladies

He speaks better than most sports reporters.

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February 25, 2011

Opinion The SI Swimsuit Edition Is Finally Giving Helpful Swimsuit Advice

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February 18, 2011

Video Australian Sports Anchor Has Tiny Penis

I am tired of the Australian sports anchor small penis stereotype.

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February 18, 2011

Picture That's A Lot of Poo!

Too much, in fact.

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February 15, 2011

Picture CBS College Sports is Full of Random Dudes

It's pretty much their hiring philosophy.

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February 15, 2011

Picture Creepy People Continue To Be Fans of Erin Andrews

Valentine's Day was created by card companies to flesh out pervs.

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February 15, 2011

Video Alpaca Attacks Soccer Reporter

That alpaca's name is Bob Knight.

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February 11, 2011

Picture The Residents of West Virginia and Delaware Will Watch Any Crap You Put in Front of Them

Yet another reason West Virginia and Delaware should be kicked out of the country.

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