July 05, 2011
Video Found: 1 Male Fan Who Finds Female Sideline Reporters Attractive
It's about time these women start getting some deserved attention.
June 28, 2011
Picture Measurements of San Antonio News Anchors
You need a big penis to be on the news. Or big hands. One of them.
June 23, 2011
Video Dick Enberg Has "Bloody, Blue Balls" at Wimbledon
Chris Evert is responsible for Greg Norman's bloody, blue balls.
June 22, 2011
Video Soccer Injuries Come to "SportsCenter"
I'm glad they didn't show John Anderson in a sports bra.
June 21, 2011
Video Lacrosse Play-by-Play Guy Unfortunately Likes Rap
I love it when you call me why does no one call me?
June 21, 2011
Video Roy Jones, Jr.'s Inability to Speak is Spectacu ... whatever
All of the multi-syllable words were punched right out of his head.
June 20, 2011
Picture Rory McIlroy is Good, But He's No John McIlroy
John McIlroy may one day be as good as Ted Woods or Jim Nicklaus.
June 16, 2011
Picture CNN Has a Very Low Opinion of the City of Vancouver
In fairness, Americans call all Canadian cities that.

