Picture SEC Baseball is Not for Kids
Is that about a new catcher's glove?
David Aldrich possesses a sincere giggle of a great joy. Good for him.
This will shake the conservative golf world.
It might end up being the best offer Tebow gets.
He does not own a single piece of non-awful clothing.
Clearly just a ploy to pander to the toddler boy market.
Because hockey broadcasters are the coolest cats in town!
But they're pros, so they want to have sex in the playoffs, too.
"Alright, we've got Jimmie Ray from Smyrna calling in and he wants to talk about gay athletes," Crazy Mike just said. "You're on the air, Jimmie Ray."
Oh, God. His name is Jimmie Ray. This is going to be even worse than you feared.
"Yeah, hey, Crazy Mike. Yeah, I just wanted to talk about this NBA guy saying he's gay," said Jimmie Ray. "Now, I've never heard of him before because I don't really like NBA basketball. I don't think half of them try all season and when they do, it's only for the last few minutes of the game."
Please. Please someone stop this. Please. It's going to get racial and homophobic. Cut the line.
"And I learned in church growing up that homosexuality is a sin," continued Jimmie Ray.
Sweet mercy. This is a complete disaster. HANG UP ON HIM! You don't want sports radio callers talking about these issues! They're America's dumbest people! SOMEONE DO SOMETHING BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
She didn't get electrocuted, so that's good.