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It's a sign from God! That Alabama fans have poor hygiene.
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It's called incontinence. Have some class.
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Damn, Doug. Let's see it.
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Charles Barkley just got that job because he is eye candy.
News J'Marcus Webb Named People's "Sexiest Lineman Alive" for 2012
"Tall and strong with enough girth around the middle to prove he doesn't take his appearance too seriously, Chicago's J'Marcus Webb has everything a girl could want in a sexy lineman," reads the article accompanying 34 pages of Webb photos. "And that face. Oh, that face. His bulging eyes look like they're peering into our soul. There is no way to resist him. We want to call a penalty on him for holding us all night long."
Recent People "Sexiest Lineman Alive" honorees include Nick Mangold of the New York Jets in 2011, Jermon Bushrod of the New Orleans Saints in 2010 and back-to-back winner Robert Gallery, then of the Oakland Raiders, in 2009 and 2008.
Webb says he was flattered to be named sexiest lineman.
"I never expected anything like this," he said. "Growing up I was always mocked for my looks. I guess I've really come into my own, at least compared to other linemen."
The towering tackle says he has a very simple daily beauty regimen.
"I basically wake up whenever I wake up and then I take a big dump," he said. "Then I go about my day. Some days I shower. That's it. I don't really do anything different than any other lineman. I guess I was just blessed with these superior looks."
Video Eli Manning Says "Ya Know" 238 Times During Interview
ELITE at giving terrible interviews?
Picture FOX Films Its NFL Sideline Reporters Differently
Let's zoom in on just their mouths, from where the informative words come, thanks.
Video Long Drive Champion Breaks Golf Channel's Simulator
He could also be a hard drive champion.


