December 05, 2012

Picture Alabama Fan Alerts the Media About Elephant-Shaped Booger

It's a sign from God! That Alabama fans have poor hygiene.

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Filed Under   media   NCAAF   Alabama Crimson Tide
December 05, 2012

Video Rockets' Play-by-Play Guy Says Lakers "Poop their big boy pants"

It's called incontinence. Have some class.

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Filed Under   NBA   media   Los Angeles Lakers   houston rockets
December 04, 2012

Video Cleveland Browns' Call-In Show Gets Important Question About Dong Size

Damn, Doug. Let's see it.

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Filed Under   NFL   media   Cleveland Browns
December 02, 2012

Picture Verne Lundquist is Uga

Speak! Good boy.

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Filed Under   media   NCAAF   Georgia Bulldogs   mascots   Verne Lundquist
November 29, 2012

Video Gregg Popovich is the King of On-Court Interviews

Charles Barkley just got that job because he is eye candy.

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November 27, 2012

News J'Marcus Webb Named People's "Sexiest Lineman Alive" for 2012

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Chicago Bears left tackle J'Marcus Webb was named "Sexiest Lineman Alive" for 2012 by People magazine today. It is the first time the 6-foot-7, 335-pound 24 year-old has been so honored.

"Tall and strong with enough girth around the middle to prove he doesn't take his appearance too seriously, Chicago's J'Marcus Webb has everything a girl could want in a sexy lineman," reads the article accompanying 34 pages of Webb photos. "And that face. Oh, that face. His bulging eyes look like they're peering into our soul. There is no way to resist him. We want to call a penalty on him for holding us all night long."

Recent People "Sexiest Lineman Alive" honorees include Nick Mangold of the New York Jets in 2011, Jermon Bushrod of the New Orleans Saints in 2010 and back-to-back winner Robert Gallery, then of the Oakland Raiders, in 2009 and 2008.

Webb says he was flattered to be named sexiest lineman.

"I never expected anything like this," he said. "Growing up I was always mocked for my looks. I guess I've really come into my own, at least compared to other linemen."

The towering tackle says he has a very simple daily beauty regimen.

"I basically wake up whenever I wake up and then I take a big dump," he said. "Then I go about my day. Some days I shower. That's it. I don't really do anything different than any other lineman. I guess I was just blessed with these superior looks."

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Filed Under   NFL   media   Chicago Bears   J'Marcus Webb
November 27, 2012

Video Eli Manning Says "Ya Know" 238 Times During Interview

ELITE at giving terrible interviews?

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Filed Under   NFL   media   Eli Manning   New York Giants
November 24, 2012

Picture FOX Films Its NFL Sideline Reporters Differently

Let's zoom in on just their mouths, from where the informative words come, thanks.

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Filed Under   NFL   media
November 20, 2012

Video Long Drive Champion Breaks Golf Channel's Simulator

He could also be a hard drive champion.

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Filed Under   media   golf
November 16, 2012

Opinion The Yahoo! Fantasy Football Guy is Starting to Get Desperate

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Filed Under   NFL   media   fantasy football