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Mel Kiper Granted 15-Minute Break Before First 10 2015 Mock Drafts Are Due

ESPN NFL Draft analysts Mel Kiper, Jr. was granted a brief break at the close of the 7th and final round of the 2014 NFL Draft on Saturday night to use the bathroom and eat a bowl of ... Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Heat Beat the Brooklyn Nuts

Editors opens the paper this morning: “Ahhh, nuts.” Continue Reading →
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Feces-Covered Ed Werder Reports There Was Nothing Abnormal in the Johnny Manziel Stool Sample He Examined

ESPN reporter Ed Werder filed an exclusive report for the network today in which he said he picked through a pile of Johnny Manziel’s fecal waste to see if there was anything ... Continue Reading →
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NFL Draft Expert Certification Form

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PICTURE: Fartolo Colon

Fartolo Colon? WIN!!!!! Continue Reading →
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Internet Commenter BigMike69 Fired as Sports Editor of “The Oklahoman”

The Oklahoman announced today that its sports editor has been relieved of his duties after publishing a headline calling Thunder star Kevin Durant “Mr. Unreliable” earlier ... Continue Reading →
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EXCLUSIVE: Mel Kiper’s Mock Draft 83.0

Editor’s note: If an internet search has led you to this webpage please note that it is not suitable for younger readers.  ESPN is keeping the page internet-accessible pending an ... Continue Reading →
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12 Kinds of Sports Media People You’ll See on TV

#1 – The Local Legend No one outside of your local market has ever heard this guy’s name, but thanks to a big play he made in the 1974 playoffs, he’s got a job for life ... Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Tony Romo is to Blame for the Collapse of the Indiana Pacers

Never go full Romo. Continue Reading →
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Google AutoFill Provides as Much Insight as Any NFL Draft Analyst

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VIDEO: Cameraman Falls Down While Filming J.B. Shuck Home Run

Aw, shucks. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: MLS Reporter Takes a Soccer Ball to the Head

Poor girl. It would be so much more prestigious to get hit in the head at a soccer game in Europe.  Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Gregg Popovich Had an Impressively Gregg Popovich Press Conference

Too bad he didn’t stay for a lot of cliched questions with obvious answers. Continue Reading →
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The Dramatic Rise and Fall of Eli Manning’s ESPN-Decided ELITEness (2012-2014)

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PICTURE: Knicks “Scoffed” at Computer’s 37-Win Projection in October

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PICTURE: Timofey Mozgov Puts Up Historic 93-Point, 29-Rebound Game

Nice trade, Knicks. Continue Reading →
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CBS Panicking After Their Tiger Woods Impersonator Shoots 43-Over 115 at Masters

CBS Sports executives are huddling in a meeting room at Augusta National, discussing how to proceed with broadcasting the Masters tournament after the Tiger Woods impersonator they ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Red Sox Broadcasters Pretend to be Bobbleheads

They have bobbleheads for radio. Continue Reading →