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Can't be worse than his time with the Cavaliers and Celtics.
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College seniors are graduating and heading into the workforce. Others who are already out of college may be considering a job in a new field.
One popular career is in the exciting sports media industry. But what sports media job is best for you? Follow this handy flowchart and find out!
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It's amazing they still have ideas for headlines about Toronto sports disappointment.
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Sports announcers need to use "sucks" more.
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O.J.'s reemergence is big business for tabloid newspapers.
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He must have read about it on InfoWars.com/NCAAF.
Video Sideline Reporter Congratulates Matthew Perry on His Show Getting Cancelled
And congratulations to you, guy, on being a regional TV sideline reporter.
Opinion How to Write a Sports Column About Derrick Rose
Directions: Just circle a word or phrase in each list, print it out, hand it in to a major media outlet and you'll be a published NBA columnist! You're welcome!
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Derrick Rose sat on the bench in a suit and tie again last night …
… like the huge pussy that he is.
… and probably had conflicted feelings about it.
… which had to kill him, because there is no bigger competitor in sports than Derrick Rose.
As has been well documented by now, Rose was cleared to return to the court by doctors two months ago. …
… So that's that. He can play. There is no debate.
… Yet an athlete knows his body better than a doctor does.
… But who's to say the team's doctors don't want to callously rush him back to the court before he's ready, the true state of his knee be damned?
