PICTURE: Matt Leinart and Print Newspapers are Equally Relevant

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Of Course Hooters Believes in Matt Leinart

Although they’re probably upset that they’re losing his usual Sunday business. Continue Reading →

Cardinals Looking to Get Rid of Matt Leinart After He Gave Them Herpes

The Matt Leinart-Arizona Cardinals relationship is reportedly about to end. According to sources, the Cardinals want to rid themselves of the quarterback because they believe he can't ... Continue Reading →

Arizona Deports Matt Leinart to Mexico

The state of Arizona deported Cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart to Mexico today in a blatant move to build support for its unpopular new illegal immigrant law. And the move seems to ... Continue Reading →

Source: Leinart to Enter Rehab on Friday

According to a Cardinals source, backup quarterback Matt Leinart will announce on Friday that he plans to enter rehab. The announcement will come a few minutes after starting quarterback ... Continue Reading →

"Great game and whatever. Do you know any place on Bourbon Street that has rail drink specials on a Saturday night?"

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