If Slider isn't willing, then what's with all the herpes sores?
Joke's on him. He has no genitals.
In the mascot's defense, Vanderbilt students are probably more frail than most.
Wizards fans are also probably > Wizards players.
Picture That is One Perverted Mascot
He has a jersey on so it's not weird because he's not naked. (via Deadspin)
Picture Goldy Gopher Dresses Like KISS
This was actually the most exciting part of Minnesota's season.
One is for nightmares, the other is for daymares.