Ralley Monkey Tries to Assassinate Teddy Roosevelt

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Kid Kicks Mascot in His Cartoonish Nuts

That mascot will never be able to impregnante a she-mascot now. Continue Reading →

The 7 Sexiest Sports Mascots

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Amarillo Sox Mascot is Very Excited

Is there starch in your sock or are you happy to see me? Continue Reading →

Phillie Phanatic Man

He was spawned after a drunken night between the Phanatic and a human female Phillies fan. Continue Reading →

The World’s Least Popular Mascot

This is how mascots transform into sad clowns. Continue Reading →

Indians Fan Tries to Go All the Way with Indians Mascot

If Slider isn't willing, then what's with all the herpes sores? Continue Reading →

Houston Rockets Mascot is a Big Perv

Joke's on him. He has no genitals. Continue Reading →

Vanderbilt Mascot Makes The Home Fans Bleed

In the mascot's defense, Vanderbilt students are probably more frail than most. Continue Reading →

Wizards Fan > Wizards Mascot

Wizards fans are also probably > Wizards players. Continue Reading →

That is One Perverted Mascot

He has a jersey on so it’s not weird because he’s not naked. (via Deadspin) Continue Reading →

Goldy Gopher Dresses Like KISS

This was actually the most exciting part of Minnesota’s season. Continue Reading →
The UEFA EURO 2012 official mascots are presented during an unveiling ceremony in Warsaw

Euro 2012 Mascots Unveiled to Terrify Children

One is for nightmares, the other is for daymares. Continue Reading →