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Ralley Monkey Tries to Assassinate Teddy Roosevelt

Don't tread on the mascot. Continue Reading →
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Kid Kicks Mascot in His Cartoonish Nuts

That mascot will never be able to impregnante a she-mascot now. Continue Reading →
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The 7 Sexiest Sports Mascots

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Amarillo Sox Mascot is Very Excited

Is there starch in your sock or are you happy to see me? Continue Reading →
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Phillie Phanatic Man

He was spawned after a drunken night between the Phanatic and a human female Phillies fan. Continue Reading →
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The World’s Least Popular Mascot

This is how mascots transform into sad clowns. Continue Reading →
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Indians Fan Tries to Go All the Way with Indians Mascot

If Slider isn't willing, then what's with all the herpes sores? Continue Reading →
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Houston Rockets Mascot is a Big Perv

Joke's on him. He has no genitals. Continue Reading →
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Vanderbilt Mascot Makes The Home Fans Bleed

In the mascot's defense, Vanderbilt students are probably more frail than most. Continue Reading →
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Wizards Fan > Wizards Mascot

Wizards fans are also probably > Wizards players. Continue Reading →
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That is One Perverted Mascot

He has a jersey on so it’s not weird because he’s not naked. (via Deadspin) Continue Reading →
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Goldy Gopher Dresses Like KISS

This was actually the most exciting part of Minnesota’s season. Continue Reading →
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Euro 2012 Mascots Unveiled to Terrify Children

One is for nightmares, the other is for daymares. Continue Reading →