PICTURE: Benny The Bull’s Sign Claims His Team’s Owner Isn’t Racist

Once you lose mascots, you lose America. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Pistons Mascot Scares Joakim Noah

And so ends the greatest moment of the season for the Detroit Pistons. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Our Soccer Mascots’ Heads are Falling Off

Disgusting. That mascot’s spinal column looks like a human head.  Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Sochi’s Terrifying Mascots Have Been Put to Sleep

Stab them in the heart to make sure they’re dead. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Terrifying Sochi Bear Mascot Can’t Fit His Giant Head Into a Car

This is how all Sochi Bear nightmares end: you jump into a car and he can’t get you. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Comcast SportsNet Airs Anatomically-Correct Photo of Chicago Cubs Mascot

Now even reporting on the Chicago Cubs results in failure. Continue Reading →

New Cartoonish Cubs Mascot a Complete Failure in Appealing to 18-34 Demographic

The Chicago Cubs unveiled a new mascot yesterday, Clark, a “young, friendly Cub” who wears a baseball cap backwards and will greet fans as they enter Wrigley Field. It ... Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Falcons Mascot is Cracking Suicide Jokes

Everyone loves some good killing yourself humor on the day of a suicide prevention charity walk. Continue Reading →

PICTURE: New Orleans Pelicans Mascot is Terrifying

Looks like a pelican will be making an appearance in your nightmares this evening.  Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Brooklyn Nets Mascot is in Preseason Form

Now he has to deal with the disappointed glares of Kevin Garnett. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: The Dolphins’ Mascot Thought the Dolphins Kicked a Game-Tying Field Goal

It seems echolocation isn’t good for tracking a football. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Jacksonville Jaguars Mascot Gets Pummeled with Paintballs Because the Jaguars are Terrible

Now do Gabbert! Continue Reading →

PICTURE: New Raiders Mascot is the Worst Thing

It’s hard to make something even worse than the Raiders. But they pulled it off. Continue Reading →