April 09, 2013
Video Brutus the Buckeye Decleated During Ohio State Football Practice
Can a nut get concussed?
April 04, 2013
Picture Rays Mascot Hates Steve Irwin
Bindie Irwin is going to kill that mascot with a spear.
March 15, 2013
Picture Pac-12 Mascots Check Out of a Hotel
You can't keep animals at a hotel. They're in trouble.
January 22, 2013
Video Russell Westbrook Goaltends Rocky the Mascot
Never mess with an animal with foam teeth.
September 05, 2012
Picture The Pirate Parrot is Big with the Ladies
In nine months she will lay his egg.
August 30, 2012
Video Oregon Duck: Gangnam Style
Easily one of the best duck-based Gangnam Style parody videos ever.
July 16, 2012
Video Minor League Baseball Mascot Nearly Breaks His Furry Neck
Mascots don't go to heaven because they have no soul.
March 27, 2012
Video Stray Cat Evades Dog Mascot at Basketball Game
Now that mascot's parents are even more ashamed.
February 16, 2012
Picture New Rays Mascot Looks More Like a Cat
This should really sell those extra 30,000 or so seats they have every night.
