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			<title>BREAKING: Mark Sanchez Still Employed as Professional Football Quarterback</title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 08:57:28 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><div class="media"><div class="embed right"><img src="http://1.media.sportspickle.cvcdn.com/34/45/81af5a7191d30c13dada0fac750d8ce3.jpg" width="290" height="161" alt="BREAKING: Mark Sanchez Still Employed as Professional Football Quarterback - Image 1"  /></div></div>The New York Jets waived quarterback Tim Tebow Monday morning in a shocking move that means Mark Sanchez somehow still remains emp...]]></description>
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			<title>17 Year-Old Girl Turns Down Mark Sanchez's Request to Take Her to Prom</title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 27 Mar 2013 11:24:56 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><div class="media"><div class="embed left"><img src="http://2.media.sportspickle.cvcdn.com/52/67/fab4bacfb35e81029db8ba56fd3c8e49.jpg" width="290" height="217" alt="17 YearOld Girl Turns Down Mark Sanchezs Request to Take Her to Prom - Image 1"  /></div></div>Kara Grainger, a 17 year-old high school senior from Morristown, NJ, will not be accompanied to prom this year by the New York Jets quart...]]></description>
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			<title>What All 31 Other NFL Teams Would Give the Jets for Mark Sanchez</title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2012 09:17:11 -0500</pubDate>
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	<p><strong>Bears:</strong> Jay Cutler&#039;s locker room ash tray</p>

	<p><strong>Bengals:</strong> Andy Dalton&#039;s soul</p>

	<p><strong>Bills:</strong> a sandwich bag full of Ryan Fitzpatrick&#039;s shorn beard hair</p>

	<p><strong>Broncos:</strong> two free Papa John&#039;s pizzas (cheese only)</p>

	<p><strong>Browns:</strong> whatever is left in the fridge in Mike Holmgren&#039;s old office</p>

	<p><strong>Buccaneers:</strong> an old pit-stained Rutgers t-shirt owned by Greg Schiano </p>

	<p><strong>Cardinals:</strong> John Skelton and Ryan Lindley</p>

	<p><strong>Chargers:</strong> the Eli Manning Chargers&#039; 2004 draft jersey</p>

	<p><strong>Chiefs:</strong> one game-used football (lightly used, mostly punted) </p>

	<p><strong>Colts:</strong> medical waste from Peyton Manning&#039;s neck surgeries</p>

	<p><strong>Cowboys:</strong> Rob Ryan</p>

	<p><strong>Dolphins:</strong> a <span class="caps">VHS</span> of &quot;Ace Ventura: Pet Detective&quot;</p>

	<p><strong>Eagles:</strong> one black Andy Reid coaching onesie </p>

	<p><strong>Falcons:</strong> a 10-inch, plush Freddie the Falcon doll</p>

	<p><strong>49ers:</strong> a firm handshake</p>

	<p><strong>Giants:</strong> one framed copy of the New York Times cover from the morning after the Giants&#039; latest Super Bowl title</p>

	<p><strong>Jaguars:</strong> one tarp (small or mid-sized only)</p>

	<p><strong>Lions:</strong> one paper bag head covering</p>

	<p><strong>Packers:</strong> an expired block of cheddar</p>

	<p><strong>Panthers:</strong> Jimmy Clausen</p>

	<p><strong>Patriots:</strong> one <span class="caps">UGG</span> boot</p>

	<p><strong>Raiders:</strong> Matt Leinart</p>

	<p><strong>Rams:</strong> a <span class="caps">DVD</span> copy of &quot;Broken Arrow,&quot; starring Chris Long&#039;s father, Howie</p>

	<p><strong>Ravens:</strong> Joe Flacco</p>

	<p><strong>Redskins:</strong> a scraping of Mike Shanahan&#039;s face skin that was biopsied </p>

	<p><strong>Saints:</strong> a promise to mildly injure one opposing longsnapper in the Jets&#039; division</p>

	<p><strong>Seahawks:</strong> this photo signed by Pete Carroll</p>

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			<title>Mark Sanchez: The Unluckiest Politician Alive</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2012 14:53:02 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[He wants to make turnovers illegal.]]></description>
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			<title>Depressed Mark Sanchez Defaces His Wikipedia Page</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2012 09:23:31 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><div class="media"><div class="embed left"><img src="http://2.media.sportspickle.cvcdn.com/56/69/f5462666a5216054d74fb25ec75b1b03.jpg" width="290" height="216" alt="Depressed Mark Sanchez Defaces His Wikipedia Page - Image 1"  /></div></div>Mark Sanchez&#039;s <span class="caps">NFL</span> career somehow hit an even lower low on Monday night, as he threw four interceptions and fumbled in a horr...]]></description>
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			<title>One Thing All Americans Agree On: Mark Sanchez is Terrible</title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2012 11:36:09 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[His awfulness unites us all.]]></description>
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			<title>Mark Sanchez ButtFumble Jersey</title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2012 12:28:23 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[If he buys a jersey for every classic Jets' failure, he'll have no money left.]]></description>
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			<title>Mark Sanchez's Note-to-Self After Getting Benched</title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 02 Dec 2012 16:17:15 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[He better not let Tebow see him writing F.]]></description>
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			<title>More Than 12 Jets Players Receive a Gift Basket from a "Mark S."</title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2012 08:53:56 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>Tim Tebow Searching for Good Bible Verse to Share with Mark Sanchez About Dealing with Getting Benched</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2012 12:29:30 -0400</pubDate>
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