Mark Sanchez is their quarterback. That's terrible luck.
They should both be called "Backup."
"I am confident that at the end of the season, my critics will be forced to acknowledge that the 2012 season was the least shitty of my four seasons in the NFL," Sanchez told reporters. "I fully intend to have repeated flashes of competence in the upcoming season."
In three full seasons as an NFL starter, Sanchez has never thrown for 3,500 yards, completed even 57-percent of his passes or posted a quarterback rating above 78.2 numbers that put him among the very worst in the NFL over that time. But the former USC quarterback is intent on making improvement across the board in 2012.
"Completing 60-percent of my passes seems a bit bold, but I will definitely shoot for 59-percent," he said. "And I feel like I'm ready to join that level of quarterbacks with ratings in the 80s and call guys like Joe Flacco, Carson Palmer and Kevin Kolb my equals."
If all goes according to plan, Sanchez says that in the next few years, he hopes to "reach the level that Jake Delhomme was at during his prime with the Panthers. It may sound like a foolish dream, but you have to reach for the stars, you know?"
Beware. Halfway through there is a graphic foot sex scene.
He's totally hitting that. On about 4 of 10 attempts.
Sanchez has lost Alaska, just like he loses everything else.
Picture Alaska is Mark Sanchez Country
Apparently they think those with Mexican heritage look like Eskimos. RAYCESS!
Who can blame him. Those cornerbacks hit hard-ish.
He probably needs to work on his quarterbacking mechanics.
Picture Nick Mangold PhotoBomb
Hey, stop distracting us from looking at that dreamy Mark Sanchez.