September 24, 2012

Video Mark Sanchez Unaware the Jets Got Lucky

Mark Sanchez is their quarterback. That's terrible luck.

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Filed Under   NFL   New York Jets   Mark Sanchez
July 27, 2012

Video Reporter Gets Her Crappy Jets QBs Mixed Up

They should both be called "Backup."

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Filed Under   NFL   Tim Tebow   New York Jets   Mark Sanchez
From Staff / March 27, 2012

News Motivated Mark Sanchez Vows to Have His "Least Shitty Season Yet"

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Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez said today that he welcomes the team's acquisition of Tim Tebow and will use it as fuel to make himself better.

"I am confident that at the end of the season, my critics will be forced to acknowledge that the 2012 season was the least shitty of my four seasons in the NFL," Sanchez told reporters. "I fully intend to have repeated flashes of competence in the upcoming season."

In three full seasons as an NFL starter, Sanchez has never thrown for 3,500 yards, completed even 57-percent of his passes or posted a quarterback rating above 78.2 — numbers that put him among the very worst in the NFL over that time. But the former USC quarterback is intent on making improvement across the board in 2012.

"Completing 60-percent of my passes seems a bit bold, but I will definitely shoot for 59-percent," he said. "And I feel like I'm ready to join that level of quarterbacks with ratings in the 80s and call guys like Joe Flacco, Carson Palmer and Kevin Kolb my equals."

If all goes according to plan, Sanchez says that in the next few years, he hopes to "reach the level that Jake Delhomme was at during his prime with the Panthers. It may sound like a foolish dream, but you have to reach for the stars, you know?"

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Filed Under   NFL   New York Jets   Mark Sanchez
March 21, 2012

Picture New Movie About Jets Quarterbacks

Beware. Halfway through there is a graphic foot sex scene.

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Filed Under   NFL   Tim Tebow   New York Jets   Mark Sanchez
December 21, 2011

Picture NY Post Cracks Mark Sanchez's Quarterbacking Failures

He's totally hitting that. On about 4 of 10 attempts.

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Filed Under   NFL   media   New York Jets   Mark Sanchez
November 18, 2011

Picture NO! Alaska Has Turned on Mark Sanchez!

Sanchez has lost Alaska, just like he loses everything else.

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Filed Under   NFL   New York Jets   Mark Sanchez
November 17, 2011

Picture Alaska is Mark Sanchez Country

Apparently they think those with Mexican heritage look like Eskimos. RAYCESS!

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Filed Under   NFL   New York Jets   Mark Sanchez   Rex Ryan
November 07, 2011

Video Mark Sanchez is Scared of Contact

Who can blame him. Those cornerbacks hit hard-ish.

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Filed Under   NFL   New York Jets   Buffalo Bills   Mark Sanchez
October 03, 2011

Picture Mark Sanchez Sucking His Thumb in the Fetal Position

He probably needs to work on his quarterbacking mechanics.

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Filed Under   NFL   New York Jets   Mark Sanchez
August 29, 2011

Picture Nick Mangold PhotoBomb

Hey, stop distracting us from looking at that dreamy Mark Sanchez.

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Filed Under   NFL   New York Jets   Mark Sanchez   Mick Mangold