NFL: AUG 14 Preseason - Rams at Jets

Motivated Mark Sanchez Vows to Have His "Least Shitty Season Yet"

Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez said today that he welcomes the team's acquisition of Tim Tebow and will use it as fuel to make himself better. "I am confident that at the ... Continue Reading →

New Movie About Jets Quarterbacks

Beware. Halfway through there is a graphic foot sex scene. Continue Reading →

NY Post Cracks Mark Sanchez’s Quarterbacking Failures

He’s totally hitting that. On about 4 of 10 attempts. Continue Reading →

NO! Alaska Has Turned on Mark Sanchez!

Sanchez has lost Alaska, just like he loses everything else. Continue Reading →

Alaska is Mark Sanchez Country

Apparently they think those with Mexican heritage look like Eskimos. RAYCESS! Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Mark Sanchez is Terrified of Contact

Who can blame him. Those cornerbacks hit hard-ish. Continue Reading →

Mark Sanchez Sucking His Thumb in the Fetal Position

He probably needs to work on his quarterbacking mechanics. Continue Reading →

Nick Mangold PhotoBomb

Hey, stop distracting us from looking at that dreamy Mark Sanchez. Continue Reading →

Kim Kardashian Delays Honeymoon to Go on a Date with Mark Sanchez

Newlywed Kim Kardashian-Humphries has delayed her honeymoon with her husband, New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries, in order to try to strike up a romance with Jets quarterback Mark ... Continue Reading →

Mark Sanchez Wipes Snot On Mark Brunell

It's really all Mark Brunell is good for. Continue Reading →

Good news: it actually seems to be working fine!

From @Mark_Sanchez AKA New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez … – – – – – Continue Reading →
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This Bank Robber is Very Overrated

At least he didn’t have a Favre Jets jersey: "I have a very small gun." Continue Reading →

Darrelle Revis Encourages Mark Sanchez to Holdout Immediately

Just seconds after their season-opening loss to the Ravens was in the books, New York Jets cornerback Darrelle Revis pulled quarterback Mark Sanchez aside and told him to leave the ... Continue Reading →

… featuring robot genitalia!

From @ClayMatthews52 AKA Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews … Continue Reading →

Tweet of the Week

From @Mark_Sanchez AKA New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez … Playoffs 2009 8:42 PM Jan 6th from TwitterBerry Continue Reading →

Bengals Unable to Find Someone Shitty Enough to Play Mark Sanchez in Practice

The Cincinnati Bengals are hard at work preparing for their upcoming playoff game against the New York Jets but are having trouble finding someone shitty enough to play QB Mark Sanchez ... Continue Reading →

Struggling Mark Sanchez Hasn’t Had Sex in 4 Hours

New York Jets rookie quarterback Mark Sanchez, the toast of the town not long ago, has reportedly gone almost four hours without being serviced sexually by an attractive woman. "This ... Continue Reading →