Video Mark Cuban is Not a Fan of Power Balance Bracelets
David Stern will now fine them until he says it's a great product.
News Mark Cuban Close to Achieving His Dream of Playing for the Dallas Mavericks
"I got this," said Cuban, hoisting up jumpers at the American Airlines Center. "You know, I lift weights with the team sometimes and hang out with players. We're friends and everything. I'm sure I could step right in and play some point guard. I'm 5-11 and you don't want to mess with me."
Cuban said he always dreamed of being a professional athlete, but got "sidetracked with business ventures and was never picked for any teams growing up, probably because everyone was jealous of how awesome I am. Right, Dirk? Tell 'em, buddy."
"Heh. Yeah, Mark," said Nowitzki, immediately turning around and leaving after seeing Cuban was there.
Video Mark Cuban Doesn't Care for Skip Bayless' Style of Journalism
Have to like Mark Cuban here?
Picture Mark Cuban Sighs the Sigh of Failure
The Mavericks are still fun to watch because it's fun to revel in Mark Cuban's sadness.
Picture Mark Cuban Wishes He Could "Love" Mark Cuban
He then proceeded to leave comments on how awesome Mark Cuban is.
Picture Mark Cuban Breaks the Seal After Winning a Title
"Employees must wash trophies before returning to work."
Video Charlie Sheen Crashes Mark Cuban Interview
We're lucky Mark Cuban and Charlie Sheen being in the same place didn't create a black, douchey hole.

