November 27, 2012

Video Mark Cuban is Not a Fan of Power Balance Bracelets

David Stern will now fine them until he says it's a great product.

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July 6, 2012

News Mark Cuban Close to Achieving His Dream of Playing for the Dallas Mavericks

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The Mavericks missed out on signing Deron Williams, Jason Terry, Steve Nash and Jason Kidd in a span of four days, leaving the 2011 champions with a half-empty roster and few options. Only Dirk Nowitzki, Shawn Marion, Brendan Haywood, Rodrigue Beaubois and Dominique Jones remain from the 2011 title team. There is not a point guard on the roster and only scraps left in free agency. Yet team owner Mark Cuban is not concerned.

"I got this," said Cuban, hoisting up jumpers at the American Airlines Center. "You know, I lift weights with the team sometimes and hang out with players. We're friends and everything. I'm sure I could step right in and play some point guard. I'm 5-11 and you don't want to mess with me."

Cuban said he always dreamed of being a professional athlete, but got "sidetracked with business ventures and was never picked for any teams growing up, probably because everyone was jealous of how awesome I am. Right, Dirk? Tell 'em, buddy."

"Heh. Yeah, Mark," said Nowitzki, immediately turning around and leaving after seeing Cuban was there.

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June 22, 2012

Video Mark Cuban Doesn't Care for Skip Bayless' Style of Journalism

Have to like Mark Cuban here?

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May 04, 2012

Picture Mark Cuban Sighs the Sigh of Failure

The Mavericks are still fun to watch because it's fun to revel in Mark Cuban's sadness.

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February 14, 2012

Picture Mark Cuban Wishes He Could "Love" Mark Cuban

He then proceeded to leave comments on how awesome Mark Cuban is.

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June 15, 2011

Picture Mark Cuban Breaks the Seal After Winning a Title

"Employees must wash trophies before returning to work."

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March 23, 2011

Video Charlie Sheen Crashes Mark Cuban Interview

We're lucky Mark Cuban and Charlie Sheen being in the same place didn't create a black, douchey hole.

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