David Stern will now fine them until he says it's a great product.
"I got this," said Cuban, hoisting up jumpers at the American Airlines Center. "You know, I lift weights with the team sometimes and hang out with players. We're friends and everything. I'm sure I could step right in and play some point guard. I'm 5-11 and you don't want to mess with me."
Cuban said he always dreamed of being a professional athlete, but got "sidetracked with business ventures and was never picked for any teams growing up, probably because everyone was jealous of how awesome I am. Right, Dirk? Tell 'em, buddy."
"Heh. Yeah, Mark," said Nowitzki, immediately turning around and leaving after seeing Cuban was there.
Have to like Mark Cuban here?
The Mavericks are still fun to watch because it's fun to revel in Mark Cuban's sadness.
He then proceeded to leave comments on how awesome Mark Cuban is.
"Employees must wash trophies before returning to work."
We're lucky Mark Cuban and Charlie Sheen being in the same place didn't create a black, douchey hole.