SportsPickle - Filed Under "Marcus Jordan"

Tweet of the Week

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 00:14:52 -0400

From @SASBMJ AKA Central Florida shooting guard Marcus Jordan …

The greatest basketball player of all-time begat the worst rapper of all-time

Mon, 20 Sep 2010 02:30:56 -0400

This is Michael Jordan's son, Marcus Jordan. Marcus Jordan averaged 8.0 points per game last season for lowly Central Florida, yet he is approximately 8.0 billion times better at basketball than he is at rapping. Observe.

Marcus Jordan Demands All UCF Faucets Run Cool, Crisp Gatorade

Fri, 08 Jan 2010 12:26:36 -0500

The University of Central Florida has begun a $350 million plumbing overhaul on its campus that will flow fresh Gatorade through every water fountain and faucet at the school. The move was prompted by Michael Jordan's son, Marcus Jordan, who wants to drink Gatorade while playing basketball for the Knights.

"It's the least we could do for Marcus," said UCF president John C. Hitt. "We will have to cut several academic departments and hundreds of jobs to finance this Gatorade plumbing project. But we think it's worth it. This is Michael Jordan's son we're talking about. Michael Jordan! That guy was awesome."

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