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From @SASBMJ AKA Central Florida shooting guard Marcus Jordan … Continue Reading →

The greatest basketball player of all-time begat the worst rapper of all-time

This is Michael Jordan's son, Marcus Jordan. Marcus Jordan averaged 8.0 points per game last season for lowly Central Florida, yet he is approximately 8.0 billion times better ... Continue Reading →

Marcus Jordan Demands All UCF Faucets Run Cool, Crisp Gatorade

The University of Central Florida has begun a $350 million plumbing overhaul on its campus that will flow fresh Gatorade through every water fountain and faucet at the school. The move ... Continue Reading →