SportsPickle - Filed Under "Marathon"

Boston Marathon Fun

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 14:14:57 -0400

Better idea: Don't run at all and just drink beer.

Mo Farah Asked on TV if He's Run Before

Tue, 26 Feb 2013 16:40:23 -0500

Other than some Olympics, nah.

10 Proposed Changes to the 2012 NYC Marathon

Fri, 02 Nov 2012 10:32:50 -0400

1. Strap sponges to the bottom of the runners' shoes.

2. Force the runners to carry at least two other compe...

Word Cloud of Boston Marathon Men's Winners Since 1991

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 21:55:55 -0400

Kenya has 19, Ethiopia has 2, South Korea 1 and the rest of the world is tied for 4th place with 0.

Motivational Marathon Sign

Fri, 27 May 2011 01:08:03 -0400

Good pimps let their bitches run to keep the weight off.

Japanese Marathon Runner Needs a GPS

Tue, 04 Jan 2011 13:16:54 -0500

I think the announcer says: "He has brought himself great shame and must die."

President Obama Suspiciously Wins NYC Marathon

Mon, 08 Nov 2010 04:21:05 -0500

President Barack Obama won the New York City Marathon on Sunday with a time of 2 hours, 4 minutes, 11 seconds. It is the most impressive athletic feat achieved by a president in U.S. history, but only raises suspicions in...

Old People Are Slow

Tue, 05 Oct 2010 15:12:16 -0400

This is actually a video.

The Internal Monologue of an Unprepared Marathon Runner

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 09:37:53 -0500

Starting Line: This shouldn't be so hard, right? Look at the other people running this: there are a lot of old folks and chubbsy ubbsies. No problem.

5K Mark: Woo-hoo! 5K done! And in just 20 minutes. That would have been, like, good enough to be top-15 in my YMCA's Turkey Trot last Thanksgiving. No big deal.

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U.S. Invades Kenya to Ensure Continued Marathon Success

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:37:28 -0500

The U.S. military invaded and annexed the Republic of Kenya today in a quick and deadly show of force that American officials hope can lead to continued U.S. success in the sport of marathon running.

The early-morning invasion began less than 72 hours after Meb Keflizighi became the first American to win the New York Marathon in 27 years.

"Meb Keflizighi's victory was an exciting moment and a great source of pride for America," said President Barack Obama, addressing the American public. "And we want more of that. By making Kenya the 51st state in the union, we greatly improve our marathoning depth, and also welcome to the United States the homeland of my father. I join all American citizens in saying welcome to Kenya, and that we look forward to seeing you on the medal stand."

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