Looks like Les Miles recently got a Netflix subscription.
ESPN's College GameDay is at Cowboys Stadium in Arlington, Tex., this week for Oregon vs. LSU.
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Remember, "you'll hit a home run." Like in football!
Nose picking is actually the official state pastime of Louisiana.
Picture Les Miles Kissing a Pig
In his defense, the pig's son is probably a top recruit.
More tackling can make baseball almost as popular as football.
LSU undergrad Chris House watched the Tigers play Mississippi on Saturday at a stadium tailgate and, in the drunken excitement of the game, gauged her interest in adopting a plus-one system later that night.
"He tried to call it a plus-one system, but I'm not an idiot," said Heather Millen, House's girlfriend. "He wanted to have a threesome with the one girl who showed up who's in his poli sci class. If that's what he wants, then we're going to have some problems."
Millen said she briefly experimented with a plus-one system with a different boyfriend as a freshman, but says she is "through that phase."
"I think the current system works pretty well," she said. "It's not perfect, but no one gets satisfied with the plus-one. I had a plus-one already with an old boyfriend, and I just kind of laid there by herself while they went at it. Two weeks later we broke up."
"Follow up question: What do boobs feel like?"
Maybe Saban left for the better academics at Alabama.