Sunlight hits the hair of Karen Sypher as she enters the courthouse, causing Rick Pitino to mess up his pants in far less than 15 seconds.

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SportsPickle: For all your sign making needs

Going to a game? Need a sign to taunt the opposition? Can't think up anything good to write? You're in luck! Just e-mail SportsPickle, provide the name of your target, and ... Continue Reading →

"It’s like looking in a mirror that is able to reflect rotting souls."

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You get a pizza! You get a pizza! Everybody gets a pizza!

Papa John said everyone in attendance at the Louisville-Oral Roberts game last week would get a free pizza if he hit a shot from half court. Chances are Papa John didn't have ... Continue Reading →

Louisville head coach Rick Pitino cries out from abdominal pain caused by his syphilis.

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Rick Pitino Uses Veterans Day as Justification for Getting a Blowjob

Louisville head basketball coach Rick Pitino propositioned his secretary for a blowjob this morning and, when an assistant walked in and witnessed the sexual act being conducted, Pitino ... Continue Reading →

Short play: "A Rick Pitino Press Conference"

In Rick Pitino's first press conference following the news about his restaurant tryst, he invoked 9/11. In his latest press conference, he tried to shame the media for focusing ... Continue Reading →

Picture this: Osama bin Laden butt naked banging on the restaurant floor

So who is really to blame for Rick Pitino's "indiscretion"? Rick Pitino knows: it's those no-good terrorists with their 9/11. Here is Pitino's quote at his ... Continue Reading →

Rival Coaches Telling Recruits That Rick Pitino Might Abort Them

Rick Pitino hoped the sordid details of his personal life wouldn't affect his results on the court. But now it appears rival coaches are using the details of the Louisville head ... Continue Reading →