Washed-Up Kobe Bryant Not Even Averaging 40 Points Per Game

Kobe Bryant, the aging, creaky, washed-up, ex-star of the Los Angeles Lakers, continued to have maybe not his best season of his 16-year NBA career Wednesday night, as his 40 points ... Continue Reading →

NBA Winter Classic to Feature 5 Minutes of Basketball Until Everyone’s Hands Freeze and They All Go Inside to Play Video Games

The NBA announced plans today for its first Winter Classic, featuring an outdoor game between the Los Angeles Lakers and Minnesota Timberwolves on January 29th in frigid Minneapolis. "Basketball ... Continue Reading →

Kobe Addresses His Divorce

Kobe Divorce Meltdown – watch more funny videos Kobe and Chris Paul would have made a great couple. Continue Reading →

America Believes That California Does Not Understand Its Basketball

It’s almost like most people in California are Lakers fans. Continue Reading →
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David Stern Rejects 2008 Trade of Pau Gasol to the Lakers

David Stern today nixed the 2008 trade of then-Memphis Grizzlies forward Pau Gasol to the Los Angeles Lakers in exchange for Kwame Brown, Javaris Crittenton, Aaron McKie, the draft ... Continue Reading →

Unemployed Kobe Bryant Too Embarrassed to Attend His High School Reunion

Kobe Bryant's 1996 Lower Merion High School graduating class is celebrating its 15-year class reunion this weekend, but the longtime NBA player says he won't be attending. ... Continue Reading →

Lamar Odom Still Hitched to Hog Bride

A day after the announcement that celebrity socialite Kim Kardashian had filed for divorce from Kris Humphries, a representative of Lamar Odom released a statement reassuring fans ... Continue Reading →

Pau Gasol and Tim Duncan Playing Jazz

Jazz seems a bit too exciting for Tim Duncan. Continue Reading →

Kobe Bryant Might be the Best Soccer Player in America

Looks like Landon Donovan is out of a job. Continue Reading →

Andrew Bynum Parks on a Handicapped Person

Los Angeles Lakers center Andrew Bynum continued to show questionable judgment today when he pulled his BMW on top of a handicapped person before heading into a supermarket to grab ... Continue Reading →

NBA 2K12 Will be a Huge Disappointment

Derek Fisher? Ugh. Most boring game ever. Continue Reading →

Metta World Peace’s Standup Comedy Debut

He's the worst standup comedian since Ron Artest. Continue Reading →

Phil Jackson’s Retirement Apperance is Very Sad

At this rate of decline, he’ll be in a senior home by Tuesday. Continue Reading →

Jerry West Gets Planked

Back in his day, "planking" meant "giving the time." Continue Reading →

Ron Artest Files Paperwork to Legally Change His Name to Whoa Hey Lookatme

Los Angeles Lakers forward Ron Artest would now like to be known as Whoa Hey Lookatme. The player's attorney filed a petition in Los Angeles Superior Court on Thursday seeking ... Continue Reading →

Mike Brown Accidentally Sets Kobe Bryant on Fire on First Day on the Job

Mike Brown's tenure as head coach of the Los Angeles Lakers got off to a rough start today when a tutorial on the team's office computer system somehow resulted in Brown ... Continue Reading →

Ron Artest Meets His Crazy Equal

"Ron Artest’s Punch-Out!!!" would be an awesome basketball game. Continue Reading →

So you slept with all of your other teammates’ women?

From @ShannonBrown AKA Los Angeles Lakers guard Shannon Brown … – – – – – Continue Reading →