Steve Nash as Old-Timey General Store Owner

It’s clear now that he moved to L.A. for the movie roles. Continue Reading →

Kobe and A-Rod Texting During the Game

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If Kobe and LeBron Had Anthony Davis’ Unibrow

They’re both happy to see some sort of hairline return. Continue Reading →

Metta World Peach on Yo Gabba Gabba

They added Steve Nash and Dwight Howard AND they have a Gabbalympics medal winner? Unstoppable. Continue Reading →

Kobe Bryant Scores 68 Points in 15-Minute Chinese Charity Game

The charity raises money for Chinese people who can't play basketball. Continue Reading →
NBA Europe

David Stern Voids Dwight Howard-Lakers Trade for “I don’t know, it’s just fun being a dick” Reasons

Minutes after the four-team trade that sent Orlando Magic star Dwight Howard to the Los Angeles Lakers was agreed to by all involved parties, a cackling David Stern called Lakers general ... Continue Reading →

Steve Nash Trade to Los Angeles Kings

Well, he is Canadian. Continue Reading →

LA Media’s 4,318th LA Kings Fail

You can call it a Lakers parade. But the Lakers still didn't win anything. Continue Reading →

Metta World Peace Does the Weather

There's an insane front moving in over Los Angeles. Continue Reading →

Metta World Peace Mental Health Video is Weird Even for Him

Well, he is known for his skateboarding. Continue Reading →

Drunk, Depressed Jack Nicholson Spotted Buying LA Kings Tickets

Academy Award-winning actor and Los Angeles Lakers superfan Jack Nicholson has been reduced to purchasing tickets to see the Los Angeles Kings after his beloved Lakers were bounced ... Continue Reading →

Probably Lineups for the NBA Western Conference Finals

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Blood-Spattered Kobe Bryant Insists Pau Gasol Flew Back to Spain as Soon as the Season Ended

Lakers star Kobe Bryant claims teammate Pau Gasol was not brutally murdered and, in fact, immediately flew home to Spain following Los Angeles' season-ending loss to the Oklahoma ... Continue Reading →